Meet Survivor's New Token Gay Guy

Charlie is a 29-year-old corporate lawyer from New York know-it-all who keeps his ego in check ("...almost the best at just about everything!"), says he's ultra-flexible, and has the mannerisms of Ross the Intern.

We think we're in love!


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'Project Runway's' Jack Mackenroth and Kevin Christiana Admit Gross Secret

We think this is absolutely gross subject matter, but it's a good style tip for some of you, so here's a little snippet from our favorite mag, New York:

The most valuable lesson Jack Mackenroth and Kevin Christiana learned from last season's Project Runway didn't have anything to do with speed sewing or "making it work." "If we're sweaty, we put panty liners under our arms, so [we] don't sweat," Mackenroth said last night at Gen Art's "Fresh Faces in Fashion" at the Manhattan Center. "I learned that from my roommates on the show," Christiana chimed in. "At one point, I had the cameras actually on me, and I dropped my notepad and all the panty liners fell out. And I had to clean them up real fast." Added Mackenroth: "You've got to get the ones with the sticky side, so you can stick them onto your clothes." (He recommends Always brand panty liners in the purple box.)

In other news, J-Mack and Kevin have teamed up on a couple of other projects: First, Jack tells us, the two designers are working on campaign for Vibrant Rioja wine (see designs below), as well as pitching a new reality show--a sort of Project Runway-Queer Eye blend--to various networks (notably, Bravo isn't one of them).



We hope this show gets picked up! We haven't paid enough attention to Kevin C., but we were instantly captivated by Jack on 'Runway'--and not just because he's gorgeous. Jack has been outspoken about living with HIV--and since young gay guys seem not to give a damn anymore, we need as many Jacks as we can get--and his designs were always impeccable on 'Runway.' We're hoping to see more of J-Mack on TV, and also on the runway.

Check in with Jack's Web site for more.

Birthday Suit: Project Runway's Jack Mackenroth!

JMack with ANTM's Nigel Barker


JMack's superboobies!



He's a star!



We're honestly not sure exactly what's going on here.


Or here.




Eff Project Runway! He's already a winner!




...and sooo hot...


...and sooo sensitive....


...and sooo intense...


...and sooo...pumped!


And bare!


And ____________________.

[Fill in the blank yourself. You're on your own for the rest of these.]









Happy 39th birthday to hot Taurus, brilliant designer, reality TV star and AIDS activist Jack Mackenroth!

Jack is arguably the most visible Project Runway candidate ever, or at least is in fierce competition for that title with current winner Christian Siriano, which is ironic since Jack had to leave the show halfway through the season due to illness.

Well, there's no question Jack is back and, er, bigger than ever!

We love you, Jack, and we hope you come back to the show next season despite its move to Lifetime, which still calls itself "television for women."

Jack is enough man for all of us! Wish Jack a happy birthday on his MySpace page!

Bachelor Andy Baldwin Pumping, Shirtless!

Pumping gas, that is.

Somebody must need publicity, huh...

Make Me A Supermodel Ronnie: Pre-Bravo!

Yes, we said we don't think Ronnie should win Make Me A Supermodel. It's not because we don't love him!


It's because we want him to be Vice President!


Does Ronnie actually look straight next to Mr. Shiny? We think so!

Here he is modeling for L.A. tan. These are good pics, even if he is hocking something that causes skin cancer, which ain't pretty.





And clearly from the two shots above, Ronnie is NOT fat.

(People are saying that on the Bravo boards. We don't think he's fat. We think it's more to love!)


The come-hither look!
The glistening pecs!
The studded leather!
So hot!
So Falcon!


So not Falcon.
So English.
So Dour.

So...Make Me A Supermodel!

So...emo? Drag? We have no idea.

Honestly, we love Ronnie. We love his personality. We love his looks. We don't think he looks like a supermodel, but who does? (Certainly not Nikki Taylor!)

We do think he's sexy in a snuggly-pretty-preppy teddy bear kind of way, and we do think he's articulate, even if that does force us to agree with something the MMASM judges said.

We think Ronnie is headed straight (pun intended!) for Logo or Style. He'll be a great TV personality, and trust us, Ronnie, that's way better than just looking pretty and being told what to do.

Make Me A Supermodel: Final Shots & Verdict

So.

The creative genius that is Bravo's "Make Me A Supermodel" is wrapping up, and left us with...


This.

Where the hell is RuPaul when you need her? Bravo seriously missed an opportunity here that you know Tyra Banks would have exploited to its comic potential. This is why ANTM will still be "cycling" when people are having this conversation:

"Hey, remember that supermodel show on Bravo?"

"Top Chef?"

"No, the modeling one."

"Project Runway?"

"No, the show with the models."

"America's Next Top Model? That's not on Bravo."

"Never mind."

"Yeah."


Yeah. Sorry, Perry, but this is not hot.

But it's not your fault. This look is someone's idea of "water." Really. If this show comes back, we hope it has better creative direction. Tyson and Nicki need to just sit there and look pretty. No more input.

This is Ben's last shoot:



Notice how his Cro Magnon face is totally obscured by this sheer black sheet.

Notice how it's his best picture ever.

Notice how he got the most compliments...on his body.



It is a pretty hot body. They'll love it back in prison.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to his wife? Whatever happened to his Ronnie romance? Whatever happened to...oh, who cares?

The reason this show infuriates me is because of its total editorial inconsistence. Haven't the producers learned anything about reality TV after all these years? When you create a character out of someone, you're supposed to at least try to be consistent throughout the season.

But remember Jackie? During the casting show, she was the best walker, the hottest, the most professional. She was still the best model in the second show, but she refused to wear a thong because of moral reasons. (A moral model? A model who refuses to wear a thing? WTF?) Then, two episodes later she posed naked. Then the former most professional and experienced was a bad walker, and she was farting on camera and screaming at everyone. Was this all the same person, really? Was this...oh, who cares?

That's the thing. I just don't care. But let's look at more hotness...




Ever notice how much better Ben looks the farther away he gets? That's hot.


Ben waves bye-bye as his soulless model self fades away into nothingness.

Goodbye fifteen minutes! Hello, prison!



One of the judges--the one with the creepy fixation on 19-year-old Casey's pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, breathtaking face--called Ronnie "King of the Wood." Bravo's gay viewers clearly agree, as their woodies keep voting this pretty boy back week after week, even after the judges' insistence that he's. Not. A. Supermodel.


*Pout*

*Strut*

Ronnie is so cute.

Ronnie is so gay.

Ronnie is so Dream Date.

I may be in love with Ronnie, despite hating this show.

But I still wouldn't put him on my runway, unless I was doing some kind of boarding school theme.

I'd totally buy a Falcon video starring him, though.

In full disclosure, I don't *hate* Make Me A Supermodel. It's been entertaining and all, but disappointing, and here's why:




Holly is hot.



Holly is red hot.



Holly is fierce in a couture dress made just for her, courtesy of Project Runway winner Christian Siriano.



Holly, basically, is flawless.

Holly, basically, is a supermodel.

But she doesn't stand a chance. Because this show is on Bravo, and she's too--well, let's be honest, she's too female to win a modeling show.

No matter how perfect she has been (and she has been perfect), and regardless of possibly being five pounds heavier than a typical high-fashion model, she is clearly the deserving winner of this show.

Of all the modeling shows on TV, this young woman has more potential to be a "supermodel" or "top model" than anyone else. But she's not going to win. Even though she deserves to.

We're hoping Bravo's viewers--or, as the network likes to refer to them, "America"--will choose Holly. We're hoping they will prove us wrong. But we have a feeling "America" will choose Ronnie, because the gay guys who watch Bravo don't really want a supermodel; they want a Dream Date.

Oh well. There's always next cycle.

Separated At Sexy Geekhood: Zac Posen and Matthew Rhys

Top: Matthew Rhys, who plays the arrogant, cocky gay lawyer brother on (my favorite show) Brothers and Sisters

Bottom: Supergeniufabulicious designer Zac Posen

One is gay Jewish American Prince. The other plays gay on TV and hides his Welsh accent well. We want one of each!

Serial Killer Sex: Peter Andre

Big Question: How desperate are you to screw a guy who looks like these pictures?

Why do we ask? Well, that is some guy called Peter Andre, who we think is some kind of reality TV star-slash-sort-of-singer-slash-husbandorboyfriendorwhatever of the jabbering set of giant boobs who calls herself Jordan. We've never seen Jordan actually moving or talking or anything, but she's a favorite of the bloggers because, it seems, she's a monstrous freakshow.

But she says Peter Andre is freakier. According to the awesome Dlisted, Jordon, who brags that Petey's manhood is such that if he ever dumps her she'll only ever be satisfied by an actual horse (OK, that's a paraphrase), "Pete is the sicko, not me. I'm an extremist. Have you seen the film Hostel? Our sex life is like that."

Like Hostel?! Has she seen that freaking movie?!?! We bet she has! We bet it's really like that! We hope so. It's time for that woman to go. And him too. Is he wearing JNCOs?!??

How does reality television find these freaks??