Arright, this is what we're talking about. Jeremy Piven has shown up at least twice at Fashion Week parties wearing a white cotton V-neck undershirt. Fruit-of-the-Loom is not couture.
HOWEVER, get a load of this. Ashton Kutcher is working the plumber's staple and making it hot. Here's how Ashton gets right what Germy got wrong:
- Ashton looks less like a plumber than the Pivs, so there's no blue-collar confusion here. We hate to be so blunt, but you've gotta work with what you've got. For example:
- You'll notice Ashton is built like a male model because he was a male model. Jeremy Piven is built like the hot accountant who works a little too much on his pecs. Ashton is tall, broad and thin; he's built, basically, like a canvas. This is why models are so damn skinny: Clothes need to hang well to look their best. Especially thin cotton. Grandpa's Hanes V-neck isn't hot draped over monstrous man-boobs.
- Even if Ashton didn't have such a great body for showing off clothes, he'd wear the look better. Why? He's in all white. This is a casual, carefree (not careless) summer look. Sure, summer's almost over, but the head-to-toe white look is classic, and...
- If you look hot, you can break the rules.
