'True Blood' Stud Ryan Kwanten Is 'Sex On A Stick'

If you missed the premiere of HBO's new show "True Blood," by Alan Ball, creator of "Six Feet Under," this is some of what you missed.

The Aussie actor Ryan Kwanten had a shirt on in exactly one scene and spent most of the episode having sex. We hear he'll have a raging stiffy that he can't get rid of in an upcoming episode, thanks to drinking too much vampire blood.

We don't think he needs to drink anything to get hot. As one character called him on last night's episode, Ryan is pure "sex on a stick."

Ian Somerhalder Is Back!

We stopped watching Lost the day Boone was killed. HBO to the rescue again!

Former Guess? model Ian Somerhalder stars in the new HBO series Tell Me You Love Me, which features graphic depictions of sex!

Unfortunately, he plays a straight guy. Oh well. At least we get pictures!

If you look close, you can see his tiddlywinks in one of the screen caps! Rumor has it he'll go frontal in an upcoming episode!

Thanks to John for the tip!

Speaking Of Hot Naked Mormons: Patrick Wilson!

Since we're thinking about hot Mormons, we couldn't forget this scene from Angels in America:



Did you know Patrick Wilson was the guy in this GAP ad with Claire Danes?

He can be our boyfriend anytime!

And, finally, Patrick gives The Full Monty:

Chris Rock's Psychic OJ Simpson Moment

You won't believe this clip, from ten years ago on HBO.

You just won't believe it.

Watch it till the end.

It was a joke back then.

Note to Jeremy Piven

Dear Germy,

While we understand that hair plugs, especially the really fancy kind you got that actually give good coverage, are expensive, that's no excuse to show up at Fashion Week parties looking like, well, K-Fed.

Seriously, WTF? The V-neck Fruit of the Loom undershirt is not hot. It's not fashion-forward. If you want to look like you just nailed Paris Hilton in the downtime between the runway and the party (which, no doubt, you did), just show up naked. Because this shit doesn't cut it.

For your future reference, we've included a photo of Posh at another party on the same night. Notice that she, too, is wearing a tee-shirt, but she had the sense to wear an ultra-snazzy one made out of green silk, and to cinch it at the waist and call it a dress. This would be considered a step up from the Cops-style outfit you're rocking.

Sincerely,

MGS

PS: Your Hanes addiction makes you look like even more of an asshole that your Entourage character. Do you really want that? I mean, come on, you don't want to be HBO's next Sarah Jessica Parker, hot for the run of your series and then dropped on the New York City streets like a piece of dogshit. Then again, she did just come out with a low-budget fashion line, which you certainly could be paving the way for here. Hmm. Decisions, decisions, Mr. Piven. Make the right one.

Justin Timberlake: Your Take?

We're confused.
Is Justin as hot as screaming little girls think?
Or just as hot as whiteboy-thug-loving gay guys think?
Or just as hot as he thinks he is?