Isabella Rossellini Does Porno!

Animal porno, actually, but she calls it Green Porno.

In case you haven't heard, the eccentric icon has created a series of short, er, "educational" (?) films for the Sundance Channel, in which she acts out always weird and usually disgusting mating habits of animals.

And it's totally addictive!! Below are a few of our favorite episodes...







What exactly is the point? Art, maybe.

The Washington Post asked Rossellini what she has learned about humanity from doing these videos. Rossellini's answer was: "Everyone always asks me this! Why does it need to tell us anything about human beings? Is it not enough that we have these fascinating worlds all around us and don't see them? It has taught me how self-centered we are." Rock on, Izzie!

As you can see, the first season was all insects. The second season, which just came out, is all about sea life. You HAVE to see the angler fish!!!

Go to Green Porno at Sundance Channel.

More Tudors Hotness!

Jonathan Rhys Myers is hot and all, but get a load of Henry Cavill, who plays a "son of a whore" in Showtime's "The Tudors."

Caution: Video clip not safe for work!

It's not TV; it's HBO! And it's not porn; it's Showtime!

Henry Cavill Naked The Tudors
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