Tyra Hates Mr. Jay

From MSNBC

“It’s gotten so bad that Tyra and Jay aren’t speaking. Tyra barely interacts with the contestants and only wants to show up on judging day."

Tyra is over ANTM because it's not "The Tyra Banks ANTM Show." Even plastering every corner of the model house with her face isn't enough. Now she just wants the money. According to OK! magazine, she's thinking about going behind the scenes.

Eh. We're over it anyway. These models "cycle" by so fast these days, we don't even remember or care who wins anymore. It's America's Next Top Model For The Next Two Months.

But it's still better than Tyra's talk show. WTF is she thinking?

Nigel Barker at Fashion Week

It's on! Above, America's Next Top Model judge, the flawless photographer Nigel Barker, at the Perry Ellis runway in Bryant Park.

Below, Nigel (right) flashes his boobies next to some drag king. Just Kidding--that's MISTER Jay to you.

Jay Manuel: Not for Guys

America's Next Top Model's "Mr. Jay," aka Jay Manuel, has just released his very own brand of make-up and beauty products.

Guys might be able to use the bronzer, but we think Jay should take advantage of the new normal metrosexuality before it disappears forever. (Hell, my 70-year-old Uncle Bob from New Jersey wears under-eye concealer! The time is right!)

So how about it, Jay? Sell us what you've been using yourself.

Okay, maybe not that stuff. We want to look like guys, not girls.