Brad Pitt: The Stripper Who Saved The World??

At the University of Missouri, Brad Pitt was a stripper! Actually part of a group of strippers! Called "The Dancing Bares"!

You can't make this shit up!

But anyway, now he and Angie are saving the world. We always wondered what AJ sees in him (we mean his personality, not his looks, DUH), and we guess Chippendales-style stripping is the most boring kind of stripping, but still.
He just got hotter.