Vintage Chad Michael Murray

He takes it all off for Michelle Williams and some other chick on Dawson's Creek!



Who knew the WB was made of such quality?

A.C. Slater Is People's Sexiest Bachelor!

Wow. Zack Morris must be soooooo jealous!!!

Other alleged sexies include:

Brody Jenner (gross, but OK)
David Cook (yes, that David Cook...the one from American Idol)
Terrence Howard (OK)
Bryan Spears (Britney's older brother--what the fug?!)
Gerard Butler (OK)
James Blake (He's hot, but who the hell is he??)
Bret Michaels (What plastic surgeon paid off PEOPLE for this placement??!)
Andy Samberg (If you're into that kind of thing)
Akiva Schaffer (???)
Hunter Johansson (Scarlet's twin brother...OK, we'll totally do a boy version of ScarJo.)
Adam Levine (Cute with a side of asshole.)
Penn Badgley, Chace Crawford, Ed Westwick (Tag Team!!!)

What the hell is PEOPLE thinking?! Seriously. Britney Spears's effing brother? We didn't even know Britney HAD a brother until today.

Our list:

1. Chace Crawford

2. A.C. Slater-as-Rambo

3. Penn Badgley with Girl Hair

4. The Beast With Two Backs made of Chace Crawford and J.C. Chasez

5. Anderson Cooper (we know he's seeing a hot guy, but he's single till he comes out and admits it!)

6. Chad Michael Murray (Is he single? Do we care? His nipples are big enough for her AND us!)

7. Benjamin Bradley (pictured below w/...)

7. Ethan Reynolds

9. Jack Mackenroth

10. (M)Ann Coulter (Allegedly!)

Chad Michael Murray's Huge Nipples

...on display for you! Happy Saturday!

Shitless Stud: Chad Michael Murray!