American Idol's Jason Castro Hangin' Out Half Naked

So...yeah. We don't quite get this guy. Everyone seems to be in love with him. We sort of get it, but not really. He's cute in a bashful-claymation-donkey-crossed-with-Alanis-Morissette kind of way, but...eh.

We wonder what he'd look like, you know, if he dressed as a boy.