Jesse Metcalfe Shirtless: Then and Now

Show us your tits!

Jesse Metcalfe has never been shy about showing off his bare chest.  Here he is in his breakout role as the lawn mower (snicker) in the first season of 'Desperate Housewives':

Everyone loves a Twinkie, but we think Jesse has really grown into his moobs and looks even better as an older gentleman.  Jesse deserves a WOOF, don'tcha think?

Jesse Metcalfe's Hairy Man Boobs

Jesse Metcalfe looks like he wants to rough you up. All he needs is some chaps.

We like the hairy-beary look on him! It makes his massive boobs look like, uh, dude boobs instead of chick boobs!

What do you think?!

Beckham Goes Gay on Desperate Housewives??

Eva Longoria says there's no truth to the rumors that David Beckham will play gay better half to Robbie Williams's lesser half on the upcoming season of Desperate Housewives.

This isn't really news, but it's a good enough excuse to post images of Becks and Robbie queering out! Hot!