Marc Jacobs Wants You To Pay Him To Have Sex!

Nooooo, it's not what you think.

The flamboyant designer apparently has run out of things to put his name on...so now, he's stuck his label on a condom.

Yup. For really.



If that's MJ's handwriting, we're a little bit worried about his mental health.

Still, we like the message: Safety first, bitches!

You can bid on the rod wrapper at eBay--but remember: Marc Jacobs garments tend to run small, so make sure it fits before you commit!

Marc Jacobs and Posh Step Out

Behold, the great fashion icons (sans Becks!!!) doing their thing (their thing being posing) 2008 CFDA Fashion Awards at The New York Public Library in New York City on Monday.

MC was nominated for Womenswear Designer of the Year and Accessory Designer of the Year.

And the winners are...


Womenswear Designer of the Year
Francisco Costa for Calvin Klein Collection

Menswear Designer of the Year
Tom Ford

Accessory Designer of the Year
Tory Burch

Swarovski Award for Emerging Talent Womenswear
Kate & Laura Mulleavy for Rodarte

Swarovski Award for Emerging Talent Menswear
Scott Sternberg for Band of Outsiders

Swarovski Award for Emerging Talent Accessory Design
Phillip Crangi

Geoffrey Beene Lifetime Achievement Award
Carolina Herrera

International Award
Dries Van Noten

Eugenia Sheppard Award for Fashion Journalism
Candy Pratts Price

Board of Directors’ Special Tribute
Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg

Sorry, Marc! Oh well...you came with a living trophy on your arm. That lady has been bent by Beckham, for God's sake!!

[Faded Youth]

Marc Jacobs Does Drag For Interview Mag

We're not even sure it can be called drag, but it's in the spirit of Interview founder Andy Warhol.
What do you think? Is this a good look for Marc?

Pictures are from bryanboy.com.

Marc Jacobs: Hot Effer!

This is Marc Jacobs.

In his early 40s, Marc Jacobs, by general gay standards, would be considered old and unattractive by most gay men's standards.

Gay men can be wrong too!

We <3 U, Marc. If you ever break up with the hooker, look us up! We'll be here!

Marc Jacobs: Murder on the Runway??

Fashion Smackdown!!

Marc Jacobs tells Women's Wear Daily that he hates the U.S. fashion scene and he's thinking of moving to another country. What's his beef? He's offended that people are pissed at him for starting his fashion show two hours late.

Source: New York

Oh, is that all?

Actually, he says there's more to the story. He says his schedule has been effed with in order to accommodate wonderful people like International Herald Tribune fashion editor Suzy Menkes. She had his three shows moved back-to-back in the early A.M. so she could skip town.

Her reasonable response? DEATH THREAT! Seriously! Here's what she says:

"I would like to murder him with my bare hands and never see another Marc Jacobs show in my entire life."

WTF?!

Also, she calls his collection "a freak's costume party."

We will withhold judgment and simply present the evidence.

Above: Marc Jacobs.

Below: Suzy Menkes.

Who's the freak?

Fashion Week: Marc Jacobs After-Party

Marcy Marc enjoys a bottle.

Marc enjoys a boy. That's his boyfriend, Jason Preston, not doing much to make people think he's not a ho. Well, OK, he's dressed like a pimp, and I guess that's a step above ho!

We're sorry, Marc, but Jason looks absolutely bored here.

This is Marc with Buffy's little sister, Michelle Trachtenberg.
He's so gay he couldn't even touch his lips to her face!
Hot!!!

This is some kid called Robby Birkin. We don't know who he is or what he has to do with Marc Jacobs, but he was at the party, and somebody took his picture, and he's kind of adorable, so here he is. (Doesn't he kind of look like Benjamin Bradley?)

How do I love thee, Marc Jacobs? Let me count the ways...

1. Your designs hit way more than they miss
2. At 44, you are hotter than ever. At 29, I'm already feeling the gay whiplash of being washed up and too old to talk to. You're making middle age sexy and exciting in Gayville, U.S.A.!
   
3. You've got a pretty hot boyfriend and a tumultous relationship, which is pretty hot too
4. Your boyfriend used to be a ho, but you actually seem to care for one another, and don't give a shit what people think. That makes you hot.

More after party photos from New York magazine.

Marc Jacobs's Man Talks to HX Mag

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Marc Jacobs Likes 'Em Young!

Here's the 44-year-old with his new beau Ronny Giangualano, age 20.