Gorgeous Model Christopher Fawcett Surfaces At Undergear

Christopher Fawcett (aka--to us, anyway--Chris Flawless), the male model who has officially supplanted Ian Somerhalder and Ryan Phillippe as prettiest man alive, has shown up recently in a Nordstrom campaign...but we're much more interested in his current appearance at Undergear.

As evidence of Chris's Flawlessness, we encourage you to zoom in on the photos and check out every detail...mmm...

From The Never-Gets-Old File: Ryan Phillippe Shirtless

We hate to admit this, but if we were Ryan Phillippe's girlfriend, Abbie Cornish, we'd be a homewrecker too. Look at him! In ancient days, wars would have been fought over him.

Even though we'd break up the otherwise stable relationship of a man and wife with two children to get some Essence of Phillippe, we're not evil enough to be interested in politics. But if we were politically minded, we'd run for office on the platform that Angelina Jolie and Ryan Phillippe should be put in a pristine glass cage for the rest of their lives, and their genes harvested and inserted into the DNA of every developing American fetus for at least 20 years.

Uh huh. You know you wish you could vote for us!

Ryan and Justified Slutbag are pictured here in Las Vegas.

Not News: Ryan Phillippe Is H-O-T

Ryan Phillippe Wanders Around Shirtless A Lot

We're NOT complaining!

Ryan Phillippe: Best Dressed (And Undressed, Of Course!)

It's Ryan Mania!!!

We haven't seen Stop-Loss yet, but we love it because it's given us lots of Ryan Phillippe hotness.

Here's an interview with Ellen Degeneres in which she shows RyRy's high school year book "best dressed" pictures and, of course, drags his gay teenage past (on "One Life To Life") out of the closet.

Much less awkward than the Leno interview.

My Gayest Look Is A Middle Finger!

Score another mark against Jay Leno. Over the years he has proven himself to be not very funny and pretty damn boring. Yet he serves a purpose on late-night TV: Sure, I watch Letterman when I want to laugh, but if I can't sleep, Leno is always there to help!

Well, now Leno is just digging his grave. Note: This is probably the first-ever controversy in the history of the skunk-headed talk show host who gave us (the legitimately funny and verrrrrrrrrrrrry gay Ross the Intern). But still, this is pretty lame...

On a recent show, Leno joked with the always-supermegadreamy Ryan Phillippe about his star-making role as a gay teenager on "One Life to Live" and then later told Phillippe to look into the camera, "pretend it's your gay lover, Billy Bob," riding in "shirtless from Wyoming" (Brokeback Mountain gay joke...har har har!!!) and "give it your gayest look."





Pretty lame direction, pretty offensive scenario, and pretty confusing for pretty boy Phillippe, who said "That is so not something I want to do" and "Jay, I am not kidding, I will walk off this stage right now." We don't blame Phillippe. It was a weird setup with no way out. His reaction strikes us more as someone reacting in the presence of an intolerable imbecile than homophobic.

Though Phillippe did not give his "gayest look," gay men and women worldwide are now invited to give Leno their gayest look: An erect middle finger erected for Jay I-Woulda-Been-Funny-In-Vaudeville Leno.


Jeff Whitty's Gayest Look


Melissa McEwan's Gayest Look


My Gayest Look is a Web site founded by Jeff Whitty, "Playwright and Huge Homo," and Melissa McEwan, "Blogger and Huge Bitch." Their photos are above.

If you'd like to join in and give Jay your gayest look, go to My Gayest Look and upload your pic today!

I was going to show you my gayest look, but I got a headache and then suddenly fell asleep while watching Leno. Maybe next time.

A Few More of Ryan Phillippe

...just because I'm in the mood.

Shirtless Ryan Phillippe Post!

In honor of Stop-Loss, we present lots of RP skin!



(Song by...Tyra Banks!!!)

NEW Shirtless Ryan Phillippe Pics from Stop-Loss!

Christmas comes right after Easter this year! We've seen the same Stop-Loss Details photos surface over and over for months, but these are new to us. Ryan...shirtless!...in a cowboy hat!!

Hotness.

Reese: You gave this up!!!?

Esquire: Ryan Phillippe, Channing Tatum, Joseph Gordon-Levitt On Parade

Ryan Phillippe as hot as ever...but...couldn't they have at least tailored the suit a bit?

Channing "Watch Out Wentworth Miller" Tatum and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

JG-L and CT again

Joseph Gordon-Levitt with...a young Uma Thurman?
No, that's Mamie Gummer...Meryl Streep's daughter!

(Speaking of Meryl and Uma, I just saw Out of Africa on HBO and kept thinking to myself, "damn, Young Meryl sure looked a lot like Uma!")

DAYUMM!!

ESQUIRE pulls all stops in this new photo essay of stars from the new movie Stop-Loss, which deals with the Iraq war.

Is Ryan Phillippe ageless? Is Channing Tatum flawless? Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt really the dorky kid from "Third Rock From The Sun?" He's holding his own next to two of the most beautiful guys in the world.

Hotness! And awesome duds. We love you, Esquire!

Birthday Suit: Ryan Phillippe

Ryan Phillippe turns 33 today. Happy Birthday, Ryan! You're the same age as Jesus Christ when he was crucified. Not that that means anything. We hope you don't get crucified.

Also, here he is with blue hair and Angelina Jolie from an old movie (you can tell it's old because Angelina appears to have at least 4% body fat).

Aren't they pretty?

Shouldn't they breed?

Er, we mean date.

Ryan Phillippe Back In Action

Ryan Phillippe honors Clint Eastwood, who was awarded The Spirit of Independence Award, presented by the Los Angeles Film Festival on Thursday at the Hammer Museum in Westwood, Calif.

Eastwood recently directed Ryan in last year’s movie Flag of our Fathers. Ryan has said of Eastwood, “You hear the stories and the mythology, and it’s all true. The guy is incredible. He’s an amazing man. Look at him, 76 years old. He climbed the place we shot Suribachi. They had a helicopter that could have taken him up. The man is out there with two bags over his shoulders at 6 in the morning climbing this mountain. He’s something else.”

We think Ryan is something else (Sorry, Reese!).