Oh No! Perez Hilton with Ross "the Intern" Matthews

This is what's wrong with the world. Celebrity Fit Club's newly trim and always cuddly Ross The Intern appears on the perezhilton.com in a video with the style obliterator himself.

No, Ross, No! You were doing so well. You are the nice guy; Perez is the evil guy. Never the twain shall meet!

Oh well. I guess it's a lost cause by now.

Hey, Perez, let's be friends! I'll even gain 40 pounds and dye my hair fuchsia if you'll promote me on your blog. Because isn't that what friends are for? Publicity!