The Third Rock Gets Hotter: Joseph Gordon-Levitt!

Remember that show "Third Rock from the Sun?" It was funny...for the first five episodes.





Well, we're sure you've seen some of his newer movies and know that little Joseph Gordon-Levitt is all grown up, but...damn! He must have told his handlers, "make me a supermodel!" and they said "can do!"





Seriously. He's still a little dorky, but tell me this guy doesn't look more like a professional male model than anyone on reality TV. Seriously. Adurrable.





Oh, and good work by the not-a-spring-chicken Claudia Schiffer!

Esquire: Ryan Phillippe, Channing Tatum, Joseph Gordon-Levitt On Parade

Ryan Phillippe as hot as ever...but...couldn't they have at least tailored the suit a bit?

Channing "Watch Out Wentworth Miller" Tatum and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

JG-L and CT again

Joseph Gordon-Levitt with...a young Uma Thurman?
No, that's Mamie Gummer...Meryl Streep's daughter!

(Speaking of Meryl and Uma, I just saw Out of Africa on HBO and kept thinking to myself, "damn, Young Meryl sure looked a lot like Uma!")

DAYUMM!!

ESQUIRE pulls all stops in this new photo essay of stars from the new movie Stop-Loss, which deals with the Iraq war.

Is Ryan Phillippe ageless? Is Channing Tatum flawless? Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt really the dorky kid from "Third Rock From The Sun?" He's holding his own next to two of the most beautiful guys in the world.

Hotness! And awesome duds. We love you, Esquire!