Birthday Suits: George Clooney, Valentino, and MEEEEEE

Today is the best day of the year to be born!

Why? Because it's the day I was born. Duh.




Clooney is 48 today!


Valentino is dead today!


Davey is 31 today! And wearing a Santa hat.

Birthday Suit: Prince William

In honor of his 26th birthday, we present His Highness Prince William...when he was still kinda hot!

Birthday Suit: Shane West

Shane West, the cutie from that mushy Mandy Moore movie and a couple of years on the dying-a-slow-death ER, turns 30 today.

We think Shane's hot, even though someone once told us, while we were standing in the same room with Shane West, that we look like him. What a mean thing to say about Shane!

Why isn't Shane better known? Does he need a sex tape to be "leaked" to the Innernets?

Yes, please!

No resemblance, right??

Birthday Suit: Johnny Depp

Happy birthday to the only 45 year old in the world who can get away with calling himself "Johnny"!

Birthday Suit: Mark Wahlberg

Can it be true?? Is Marky Mark really 37 already?!

Yeah, we guess he is...

Birthday Suit: Pete Wentz

Little Peter is 29 today!

In honor of his birthday, we've posted his best-ever photoshoot, self-styled, below. Click to see it grow!

Birthday Suit: Jonathan Jackson

Three-time Daytime Emmy-winning cutie Jonathan Jackson turns 26 today!

Happy bday to JJ!

Birthday Suit: US!

It's Our Birthday!

And we'll cry 'cause we're 30!
Cry 'cause we're 30!
Cry 'cause we're 30!

You would cry too if it happened to you!

Birthday Suit: Henry Cavill

Stud-monkey Henry Cavill is best known from showing off a lot of arse and giving good face in Showtime's The Tudors, alongside Jonathan Rhys-Myers.

Henry is from Jersey. That's Jeh-zeh in the U.K., not Joizey in the U.S., dummies! He went to a prep school and a boarding school and then he became famous and beautiful.

Tough life!

We hope the next 25 are as good to him as the first.

Birthday Suit: Bobby Cannavale

Italian-Cuban actor and former boyfriend of Will Truman (on Will and Grace) turns 37 today.

Good genes!

Birthday Suit: Project Runway's Jack Mackenroth!

JMack with ANTM's Nigel Barker


JMack's superboobies!



He's a star!



We're honestly not sure exactly what's going on here.


Or here.




Eff Project Runway! He's already a winner!




...and sooo hot...


...and sooo sensitive....


...and sooo intense...


...and sooo...pumped!


And bare!


And ____________________.

[Fill in the blank yourself. You're on your own for the rest of these.]









Happy 39th birthday to hot Taurus, brilliant designer, reality TV star and AIDS activist Jack Mackenroth!

Jack is arguably the most visible Project Runway candidate ever, or at least is in fierce competition for that title with current winner Christian Siriano, which is ironic since Jack had to leave the show halfway through the season due to illness.

Well, there's no question Jack is back and, er, bigger than ever!

We love you, Jack, and we hope you come back to the show next season despite its move to Lifetime, which still calls itself "television for women."

Jack is enough man for all of us! Wish Jack a happy birthday on his MySpace page!