Who's That Girl? She's Jonathan Rhys Myers!

Jonathan Rhys Myers looks like a girl.

Hey, don't blame me: He said it!

Jonny told contactmusic.com, "I saw a picture of myself taken ten years ago when I had really long hair and I looked like a girl- that was kind of cringe-worthy."

Judge for yourselves. He's pretty, but we don't think he looks at all like a girl. Maybe more like a girl than Rudy Giuliani when he does drag (BAD REPUBLICAN!!), but not like a girl. Not even cringe-worthy.

Actually, he's too damn pretty to be a boy or a girl. He's actually a merman.

That's right. You heard it here first! Jonathan Rhys Myers is a merman! Nothing wrong with a little fish!