Shirtless German Olympic Gymnast Fabian Hambüchen

Shirtless! Male! Gymnasts!!

The best American sights to see are all in China right now. Behold the beauty of our country:



Bonus: They can talk!

Olympic Hottie Wrestler Jake Deitchler

Jake Deitchler is a U.S. Olympics team wrestler from Ramsey, Minnesota. He's been recruited by the University of Minnesota, but he's the third-ever Olympics wrestler to come straight out of high school...that's right: he's not even in college yet!

Olympic Gymnast Alexander (Sasha) Artemev Shirtless

It's hard to believe this talented cutie was ever any kind of underdog, but Artemev became an unexpected hero when he helped the U.S. win the bronze metal last night.

World's Hottest Hamburger!

We spotted this hot Hamburger (Germany, that is) on A cause des Garcons, and had to spread the word. OK, no, we had to spread the pictures!

Introducing German gymnast Fabian Leimlehner. He's 20. He's very talented...yadda yadda yadda. We know you just want to look at him, so enjoy!

Besides his face and his body, what's so great about him?

He's bendy!