Ethan Reynolds Gets Beaten Up!

WTF happened to Ethan Reynolds??! His beautiful face is messed up with a black eye and scratches, and it's not make up.

Still, Ethan "made lemons" of the mess by capitalizing on his new rough-n-tumble look by buzzing off his hair and slapping on a wife beater.

We prefer pretty Ethan, but we admire his tenacity.

To find out about Ethan's fight outside of The Abbey in West Hollywood, check out his blog. Ethan also dishes on the demise of his former employer, Ginch Gonch underwear, though he doesn't name the company...not that he needs to.

A.C. Slater Is People's Sexiest Bachelor!

Wow. Zack Morris must be soooooo jealous!!!

Other alleged sexies include:

Brody Jenner (gross, but OK)
David Cook (yes, that David Cook...the one from American Idol)
Terrence Howard (OK)
Bryan Spears (Britney's older brother--what the fug?!)
Gerard Butler (OK)
James Blake (He's hot, but who the hell is he??)
Bret Michaels (What plastic surgeon paid off PEOPLE for this placement??!)
Andy Samberg (If you're into that kind of thing)
Akiva Schaffer (???)
Hunter Johansson (Scarlet's twin brother...OK, we'll totally do a boy version of ScarJo.)
Adam Levine (Cute with a side of asshole.)
Penn Badgley, Chace Crawford, Ed Westwick (Tag Team!!!)

What the hell is PEOPLE thinking?! Seriously. Britney Spears's effing brother? We didn't even know Britney HAD a brother until today.

Our list:

1. Chace Crawford

2. A.C. Slater-as-Rambo

3. Penn Badgley with Girl Hair

4. The Beast With Two Backs made of Chace Crawford and J.C. Chasez

5. Anderson Cooper (we know he's seeing a hot guy, but he's single till he comes out and admits it!)

6. Chad Michael Murray (Is he single? Do we care? His nipples are big enough for her AND us!)

7. Benjamin Bradley (pictured below w/...)

7. Ethan Reynolds

9. Jack Mackenroth

10. (M)Ann Coulter (Allegedly!)

Adorable Ethan Reynolds Is All Grown Up

These new photos prove that the twinky blond incarnation of Ethan Reynolds might be behind us...but if he is, he's been replaced by a tall, dark, beautiful mayun!

New Ethan Reynolds Pics!

Our favorite cover boy, Ethan Reynolds, has moved back to Vegas and has taken to dancing. Be sure to look him up when you're in Sin City.

Silly Ethan Reynolds

Former Ginch Gonch underwear boy and recent DNA magazine model Ethan Reynolds is still showing lots of skin, but also showing his silly side in these new candid pics. The former platinum knockout has gone to the dark side with his new hair color. We think he's adorable either way.

We hope to see more of this boy soon. And by more, we mean we want to see him naked!

Just kidding!

Ethan has promised big news soon...we're waiting...

Do You Have What It Takes To Be The Next Ginch Gonch Boy?

Interesting! Beautiful Benjamin Bradley and Ethan Reynolds, who were the first and (we thought) only Ginch Gonch boys are now nowhere to be found on the site.

But! Ginch Gonch wants YOU.

Well, they want you if you're absolutely perfect looking and have an outgoing personality and are willing to travel the country in your underoos selling their goods (and yours!).

So do you have what it takes? Fill out their form and find out!

The Incredible Mr. Ethan Reynolds

Former (?) Ginch Gonch boy Ethan Reynolds is in the most recent issue of Australia's gay magazine, DNA. But that's just a start.

The Incredible Mr. E's Myspace promises we'll be seeing much more of him soon.

We can't wait--can you?!

Benjamin Bradley & Ethan Reynolds: Underwear Makes A House A Home

Congrats to Ginch Gonch spokesmodels Ethan Reynolds and Benjamin Bradley! They just bought a new, ha-YOOGE (would you expect less from them?) house in Vegas.

Here are some pictures from their respective blogs, Bratboyschool and ProjectBE.

Whoa, Nelly! Ben and Ethan's Rolling Stone Underwear Party

Here's Benjamin Bradley and Ethan Reynolds (and in one pic, Nelly, and in another pic, some random sidekick) at a Rolling Stone party representing Ginch Gonch underwear.

Be sure to check out Ben & Ethan's blog, ProjectBE, which gives details about Nelly's need for monkey undies!

How Many Inches in your Ginches?

Benjamin Bradley and Ethan Reynolds continue their noble work of...underwear promotion!

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Ginch Gonch Blowout Sale

Ginch Gonch announced a big blowout sale for Independence Day--so now you can open your packages under the fireworks and have Christmas in July!

And since we're in a celebratory mood, here's a video of the Ginch Gonch boys, Benjamin Bradley and Ethan Reynolds, partying with Paris Hilton...in their underwear, of course!



How many inches do you have in your Ginches?