Britney Spears Seems Stoned, But Not On Meth at MTV VMAs!

All right, I'm not even going to joke about this. That's how sad it is.

It has nothing to do with men's style, but for God's sake, someone save this girl. She doesn't have enough energy here to possibly be tweaking on crystal, but she's at least stoned, or has had a lobotomy.

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Here's the rehearsal earlier today. She at least looked like she could move there:

Seriously, what was she on?? Guesses??

Stamos was on Rx Drugs

John Stamos said that his (hopefully) temporary insanity was due to the prescription sleeping pill Ambien. Here's what he told Us Weekly:

“I took Ambien at 5 a.m. and got up at 7 a.m.," he explains. “I was OK and did a few radio interviews. Then I had a break at 10 a.m. I dozed off and couldn’t wake up. Security banged on the door, shook me and woke me up. They threw a jacket on me and put me in front of the camera. I did three or four interviews after that, and no one said a word.”

“It was a weird very out of character hour of my life,” he adds.

We'll say! We're worried about John--he has always seemed so down-to-earth before this weirdness. Though watching him dry hump a glass head was kind of hot.

The actor confides that he has yet to see any of the footage, telling Us, “I’m afraid to look at it.”

We say: Be a man, John! Look at it!

Here it is: