J.C. Chasez: "We're both straight!"

I'm not gay. I'm just fancy!



Dude, you're so not gay. We're so not gay! Dude!



I'm comfortable enough with my masculinity to wear pink satin.
And makeup.
I'm just fancy!



Dude! Check out the football! Would a GAY carry a football?

I
don't
think
so!



I'm not gay either.



They're all straight!

Straight to the butt!

Here's what J.C. said today on Kiss FM about the "J.C. Sha-say! and Chase Crawford Are Dating!" rumors:

“For the record, we’re both straight. We’re not dating.”

“Let’s clear that up real quickly and the thing is, we don’t even get to hang out that much. We are friends, absolutely, the guy is a super nice guy and he’s a friend of mine but you know the only time people would usually see us together is in some type of photograph so they just assume that it’s like that. You know people hang out with their best friends every day… and I don’t even see this guy every day. He’s a friend of mine, like I said, it’s just ridiculous. The fact of the matter is, if I’m standing next to a girl and I don’t have a girlfriend all the sudden I’m dating her. If I’m dating a girl and I’m standing next to another girl I’m having an affair, so now since there hasn’t been any of that smoke out there in a minute now if I’m hanging out with a guy they’re going to make up a rumor, it’s just stupid now.”

He stands next to that girl Chace a lot lately, doesn't he? And still they're not together enough to make him happy! Awww!

But they're NOT gay!

Chace Crawford and J.C. Chasez: The New Lance and Reichen?

Above: Always heavily-styled J.C. Sha-say! and Gossip Girl Pretty Chace Crawford hanging out three separate times. BFFs? BFs? All we know is, the gossip boys of the Internet are going at it like mad over this one.

It's a little creepy, though, no? Sha-say! is like, what, at least a decade older that Chace, if not two.

Oh well. Call him a "mentor." That's what they did in Ancient Greece.

Chace Crawford's Sad Beauty

Gossip Girl's gorgeous Chace Crawford was spied looking beautiful but a little sad at LAX yesterday...could it be the rumors about his alleged pink love triangle with American Idol Carrie Underwood and NSync-er J.C. Chasez?? More at Faded Youth.