Those Mario Lopez Hot Bachelor Pics

These would have been so hot if they hadn't put them side-by-side with the originals. He beats Burt Reynolds, but we'd take Richard Gere AND the gerbil over A.C. Slater any day.

Yeah, we said it!

A.C. Slater Is People's Sexiest Bachelor!

Wow. Zack Morris must be soooooo jealous!!!

Other alleged sexies include:

Brody Jenner (gross, but OK)
David Cook (yes, that David Cook...the one from American Idol)
Terrence Howard (OK)
Bryan Spears (Britney's older brother--what the fug?!)
Gerard Butler (OK)
James Blake (He's hot, but who the hell is he??)
Bret Michaels (What plastic surgeon paid off PEOPLE for this placement??!)
Andy Samberg (If you're into that kind of thing)
Akiva Schaffer (???)
Hunter Johansson (Scarlet's twin brother...OK, we'll totally do a boy version of ScarJo.)
Adam Levine (Cute with a side of asshole.)
Penn Badgley, Chace Crawford, Ed Westwick (Tag Team!!!)

What the hell is PEOPLE thinking?! Seriously. Britney Spears's effing brother? We didn't even know Britney HAD a brother until today.

Our list:

1. Chace Crawford

2. A.C. Slater-as-Rambo

3. Penn Badgley with Girl Hair

4. The Beast With Two Backs made of Chace Crawford and J.C. Chasez

5. Anderson Cooper (we know he's seeing a hot guy, but he's single till he comes out and admits it!)

6. Chad Michael Murray (Is he single? Do we care? His nipples are big enough for her AND us!)

7. Benjamin Bradley (pictured below w/...)

7. Ethan Reynolds

9. Jack Mackenroth

10. (M)Ann Coulter (Allegedly!)

Mario Lopez Shirtless for New Book

So we've already reported about A.C. Slater's new fitness book, but Extra has graced us with some new propaganda that's sure to sell a few copies.

Hey, anytime Mario wants to get naked, we're here for him.

Mario Lopez: Your Personal Trainer!

A.C. Slater wrote a book!!

Well, sort of. "With" Jeff O'Connell, which means Jeff O'Connell probably actually wrote all of the actual, you know, words. But did he write Slater's abs?? We think not!

Those were painted on by the Olly Girls of Sunset Tan!

But he's still freaking hot. We'll totally buy his book.

IF his book of full of pictures of him "working out" with Zack Morris! And by working out, we mean...well, you know what we mean.