Note to Jeremy Piven

Dear Germy,

While we understand that hair plugs, especially the really fancy kind you got that actually give good coverage, are expensive, that's no excuse to show up at Fashion Week parties looking like, well, K-Fed.

Seriously, WTF? The V-neck Fruit of the Loom undershirt is not hot. It's not fashion-forward. If you want to look like you just nailed Paris Hilton in the downtime between the runway and the party (which, no doubt, you did), just show up naked. Because this shit doesn't cut it.

For your future reference, we've included a photo of Posh at another party on the same night. Notice that she, too, is wearing a tee-shirt, but she had the sense to wear an ultra-snazzy one made out of green silk, and to cinch it at the waist and call it a dress. This would be considered a step up from the Cops-style outfit you're rocking.

Sincerely,

MGS

PS: Your Hanes addiction makes you look like even more of an asshole that your Entourage character. Do you really want that? I mean, come on, you don't want to be HBO's next Sarah Jessica Parker, hot for the run of your series and then dropped on the New York City streets like a piece of dogshit. Then again, she did just come out with a low-budget fashion line, which you certainly could be paving the way for here. Hmm. Decisions, decisions, Mr. Piven. Make the right one.

Ginch Gonch Blowout Sale

Ginch Gonch announced a big blowout sale for Independence Day--so now you can open your packages under the fireworks and have Christmas in July!

And since we're in a celebratory mood, here's a video of the Ginch Gonch boys, Benjamin Bradley and Ethan Reynolds, partying with Paris Hilton...in their underwear, of course!



How many inches do you have in your Ginches?

Anderson Cooper Disses Paris

The Coopster took on Ms. Hilton last night on CNN. Immediately after Larry King's interview, Andy gave his 360-degree POV on the girl:

Coop says: “I just don’t understand her. I don’t understand the appeal. I don’t understand what she has done."

We say: Something tells us he hasn't seen her "art films." We recommend Cooper "One Night In Paris" to gain some perspective.

Coop says: “For me, the big question is that someone who is born into such privilege and given so many opportunities not to make the most of that and try to use that in a way… You know, rather than spend 26 years of your life trying to walk a red carpet and get more attention on yourself, why not try to use some of that attention for something good?"

We say: Who should know better than the son of Gloria Vanderbilt?

Coop says: “I would argue that for someone… who has the privilege of being born into a wealthy family and opportunities of great schooling and world knowledge and travelling around the world and seeing the plight of people around the world, for her then to spend a good bulk of her life going to parties and promoting herself. But she’s promoting herself as a model, it would have been nice if she would have done that, and she’s only 26 and maybe she’s still young…But 26, I got to tell you, there’s a lot of soldiers in Iraq who are 18 years old, and taking on greater responsibility."

We say: Be grateful you have CNN's promotions department, Andyboy, or you might have to do the party circuit (circuit party?) yourself.

(Say, isn't that picture above from a photo shoot? Nice modeling.)

Still, you've done the time in the trenches, so you win this battle.

Watch Anderson Cooper nail Paris Hilton on video.