Zac Efron's Pervy Pics!

Today's Zac news is big news:

1. Zac and Vanessa break up! (Who dumped who?)
2. The National Ledger says Zac may have taken those pervy pictures of Vanessa!
3. New photos of V have surfaced that are, arguably, even pervier!!
4. She's watching Bill O'Reilly in the new slut-tastic pics! Good to know she's got strong values, right Bill?
   

Will this ruin her? Will Zac take the fame and run?

Who cares? All we want to know is...what kind of pictures of HIM does she have??

Zac Efron Is Vanessa Hudgens' 'Rock'

Ahhh, young love!

According to the National Ledger, Zac got Vanessa through tragic times and gave her exactly what she needed. "He was her rock," explains 'an insider.'

Rock hard, that is!

Reality check!

1. It's not like Vanessa's baby, mother, grandmother, or even goldfish died! Naked pictures of her were sent all around the world, making her like a zillion times more famous.


2. Naked pictures that SHE took!


3. For Zac!


4. To make him hard!


5. Rock hard!


6. He was her rock indeed!

Seriously. It's sweet that he supported her instead of dropping her ass, we guess. But why would he? Everone has seen her goods, and they're young, fresh and, well, good. And there's always time for a breakup--but now, while they're both riding the It Boy/Girl wave? Puh-leeze!

Separated at Birth: Zac Efron and Ken!

This Zac Efron guy creeps me out!

This is what you get when Disney's resident Development Executive In Charge of Voodoo Zombies is asked for a new teen idol.

Creepy, creepy, creepy!

OK, he's actually very pretty, but that's just way too much makeup. (We hope it's makeup!)

He needs to take a lesson from his High School Musical girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens and take it off!