WTF Is She's Got The Look?

We've never seen this show, but according to this great video by FourFour's Rich Juzwiak, the show is a carbon-copy ripoff of America's Next Top Model. Which means it's basically perfect, except of course it's missing Tyra and her always-dependable insane inanity!



To read Rich's commentary, head on over to FourFour.

MySpace Friend of the Week: Chris Jones

This week's (and our first!) MySpace FOTW is Chris Jones, male model extraordinaire and one of the regular star models of Oxygen's The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.

Chris is cool, down to earth, and he's from our home town (OK, our home "metro area") of Northern Virginia!

Chris is also the rarest of reality television show models: He's got a look that really is "edgy" and "high-fashion," and he really works--which is more than we can say about almost any past contestant of America's Next Top Model. Tyra Banks may be a gifted buffoonish commedienne, but Janice Dickinson knows how to spot a real model!

See more of Chris's amazing images on his MySpace profile.

Birthday Suit: Project Runway's Jack Mackenroth!

JMack with ANTM's Nigel Barker


JMack's superboobies!



He's a star!



We're honestly not sure exactly what's going on here.


Or here.




Eff Project Runway! He's already a winner!




...and sooo hot...


...and sooo sensitive....


...and sooo intense...


...and sooo...pumped!


And bare!


And ____________________.

[Fill in the blank yourself. You're on your own for the rest of these.]









Happy 39th birthday to hot Taurus, brilliant designer, reality TV star and AIDS activist Jack Mackenroth!

Jack is arguably the most visible Project Runway candidate ever, or at least is in fierce competition for that title with current winner Christian Siriano, which is ironic since Jack had to leave the show halfway through the season due to illness.

Well, there's no question Jack is back and, er, bigger than ever!

We love you, Jack, and we hope you come back to the show next season despite its move to Lifetime, which still calls itself "television for women."

Jack is enough man for all of us! Wish Jack a happy birthday on his MySpace page!

Hot Young Model Nigel Barker Shirtless etc.

So we're wasting ANOTHER Friday night on ANOTHER ANTM marathon on MTV. Damn you, MTV!!!

Since we're only half watching, we thought we'd rustle up some Nigel Barker hotness to ogle. Enjoy.

Tyra Hates Mr. Jay

From MSNBC

“It’s gotten so bad that Tyra and Jay aren’t speaking. Tyra barely interacts with the contestants and only wants to show up on judging day."

Tyra is over ANTM because it's not "The Tyra Banks ANTM Show." Even plastering every corner of the model house with her face isn't enough. Now she just wants the money. According to OK! magazine, she's thinking about going behind the scenes.

Eh. We're over it anyway. These models "cycle" by so fast these days, we don't even remember or care who wins anymore. It's America's Next Top Model For The Next Two Months.

But it's still better than Tyra's talk show. WTF is she thinking?

Nigel Barker at Fashion Week

It's on! Above, America's Next Top Model judge, the flawless photographer Nigel Barker, at the Perry Ellis runway in Bryant Park.

Below, Nigel (right) flashes his boobies next to some drag king. Just Kidding--that's MISTER Jay to you.

Jay Manuel: Not for Guys

America's Next Top Model's "Mr. Jay," aka Jay Manuel, has just released his very own brand of make-up and beauty products.

Guys might be able to use the bronzer, but we think Jay should take advantage of the new normal metrosexuality before it disappears forever. (Hell, my 70-year-old Uncle Bob from New Jersey wears under-eye concealer! The time is right!)

So how about it, Jay? Sell us what you've been using yourself.

Okay, maybe not that stuff. We want to look like guys, not girls.

Professional Doer of Famous People

This guy does famous people.

He has done everyone from KISS's Gene Simmons (and his wife!) to America's Next Top Model Adrienne Curry.

He does plastic surgery for them. What, did you think he was a slut or something?

If you want to know about the slicing and dicing of the stars, read all about it here.