Justin Timberlake's New Video

Justin Timberlake just released a new video in which he plays a person by the name of William Rast, which is the name of his clothing label. What do you think of the video? So as not to unduly influence you, our thoughts come after the video...




Get ready for a superbly well thought-out and executive critical analysis--our MFA in creative writing really prepared us for this critical challenge:

THIS VIDEO SUCKS BALLS!!

Why?

1. Is a story being told here?
2. Is there some sort of plot?
3. This has nothing to do with clothes; it's just an attempt to get people to swallow the brand name without anything to back it up. We're spitting, not swallowing! If JT wants to sell us his hoodies and whatnot, he needs to get naked to get our attention.

That's just one schizophrenic critic's opinion.

Yours?

They're Not Gay! Top Metros Include Justin Timberlake, Usher, More...

Starpulse has ranked the top 10 music industry metrosexuals.

They're not gay; they're just fancy!

Behold:

1. Kanye West (Not gay; artistic!)


2. Jay-Z (Only straight guys have boobs like this.)


3. Zac Efron (Is a girl!)


4. Sean Combs (He's sucked a couple, but mostly straight. Always straight for Martha Stewart.)


5. Jon Bon Jovi (Hasn't been gay since 1994.)


6. The Jonas Brothers (Haven't hit puberty!)


7. Justin Timberlake (Effs too many hos to be a homo.)



8. Timbaland (Nah.)


9. Usher (From the front, from the back, the more the merrier!)


10. LL Cool J (Technically, wasn't Narcissus gay? Well, then?)

Justin Timberlake Is Hot In New Givenchy Ads

And he didn't even have to take his clothes off! Damnit!!

Justin's the new poster boy for Givenchy's new cologne, Play.

Why isn't he naked in them??

[Ethan Says] [Oh La La]

Justin Timberlake Gets Naked With His Best Boy-Friend

Seriously.

JT's best friend and business partner (they design clothes together), Trace Ayala, must've been hard-up for some press, because he just told inTouch the gayest thing ever:

"I see the kid naked all the time, so if he is wearing a Speedo, I'm like 'Yeah! He actually has clothes on!" Trace, 27, tells In Touch about Justin donning a tiny, skintight bathing suit in his latest flick, The Love Guru.....Trace says he approves of the singer's girlfriend, Jessica Biel. "You know, I have never seen him with anyone like that - ever,"...Trace also told In Touch that Jessica helps the pair with their denim designs."

Um hello...details?!?

Justin Timberlake's Huge Cock-a-doodle-doo

Mike Myers sure knows how to stir up the press. He claims that Justin Timberlake has such a big fatty that the studio had to spend extra money to digitally downsize his schlong in their movie, The Love Guru.

"What is amazing about the Speedo is that they have to do a lot of special effects to reduce the size."

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. We know for a fact that it's not true. And if Justin wants to try to prove us wrong, well, he can just send us a pic of the real thing. For now, here's something totally unreal to tide us over. (Caution: "totally unreal" link is VERY NSFW!)

[Hollywood Rag]

Justin Timberlake Meets David Beckham

Two hot guys with Minnie Mouse voices meet on the court...mmm.

JT is in the presence of greatness and he looks like he's bored to tears. Whatever. Get over yourself, JT. Who do you think you are, Oprah?

[DListed]

Brad and Angelina, Justin Timberlake, Madonna + More by Steven Klein

Just because the other picture is so hot, here's some more Steven Klein. You must check out the new photos on his site!

Our favorite is fashion designer Tom Ford buffing a hot male model's ass in some kind of sleek torture contraption! What's yours?

Justin Timberlake's Dick Wins!

That's right, Justin Timberlake won an award for taking it out of his pants and putting it in a box.

He won the Creative Arts Emmy along with Andy Samberg for the SNL skit/short video/music video/all-out weirdness that is "Dick in a Box."

And just in case you missed it, here's Justin's live uncensored performance:



You know you like to hear his squeaky little voice say "dick," which he does about 50 times in this, er, song.

Also, here he is as an omelet! (We think it's the best thing he's ever done.)

Justin Timberlake: Your Take?

We're confused.
Is Justin as hot as screaming little girls think?
Or just as hot as whiteboy-thug-loving gay guys think?
Or just as hot as he thinks he is?

JT Loves Hershey and Beano

According to Janet Charlton, Justin Timberlake demands Hershey bars and Beano backstage at his concerts.

Still, he'll probably manage to somehow make this trendy. Ditch the Godiva and stock up on Hershey stock.

He looks like a farter, doesn't he?