Josh Hartnett Whores Himself For Emporio Armani

Good for him! Joshie ain't no Beckham, but Emporio Armani is still paying him a gazillion lira to be hot for their fragrance.

Here's the video EmpArm used to open their Milan show.

Bulging Bottoms at Frankie Morello Show @ Milan

Trouvez a A cause des Garcons

Make Me A Supermodel: Who's Out??!

Make Me A Supermodel is Bravo's classy show that gave us one straight guy licking another straight guy's forehead, one of whose girlfriend's scored a National Enquirer cover story for screwing Britney Spears's creepy old boyfriend. And a gay guy who flirts unapologetically, if confusedly, with a guy who is married but who seems to be all over the gay guy anyway, even though cameras are on them 24/7.

We love it!!

Actually, that married guy (Ben), is smarter than his Neanderthal bone structure would lead you to believe: He and Ronnie (his gay semi-boyfriend) seem to be in on the joke together. They know they're on a Bravo show, and that Bravo's gay male and gay-lovin' female audience is going to keep the homos on the show, at least until it gets down to the wire.

Guess what! It's down to the wire!

So, the big question is: Who's getting voted off tonight? Here's our opinion: If this show actually had a chance of creating a supermodel (HAHAHAHHAA!!!), there are only three possible candidates: Sassy Amazon Goth Girl Shannon, Southern Sweetheart Holly, or Pissy Prick Perry.

Let's face it:

Ronnie is a Billy Doll come to life. He's sweet, he's pretty, and he's no Tyson Beckford. So what? I'd kill to look like him. But I wouldn't pay him millions to wear my clothes in Milan. Out!

Ben is a skull with skin and a subversive cunning that he developed while serving his time as a jail warden. But he's not into fashion, and he's not a natural book looks-could-killer. Auf wiedersehen!

So, while we love the fantasy-world coupling of the two, we encourage Bravo fans to do what's right and split them up via "America's choice." Just because they're the gay guy version of girl-on-girl pillow fight fantasies that straight guys have doesn't mean they can be called supermodels.

Here. Get it out of your system. (You know what we mean.) Watch these clips and get your sense back before voting tonight.

Yup, He's A Model: Rusty Joiner

Hey, remember Structure, before it was Express Men? Rusty was one of their models.

Here's his Wiki profile, or you can go straight to his Web site if you want to book him.

Rusty Joiner (born December 11, 1972) is an American male supermodel, fitness model and actor.

Born in Montgomery, Alabama and raised in Atlanta, Georgia, Joiner attended Georgia Southern University, where he was a successful athlete, cheerleader, and gymnast for four years. He was discovered by a model scout in Atlanta and spent the next several years modelling in Milan, Paris, and South America. He became well-known in the fashion industry very quickly and modelled for Prada, Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, Levi's, Excedrin and Powerade. Joiner was the official underwear model for Structure from 1998 to 2000. He has appeared on the covers and pages of Vanity Fair, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone and Men's Fitness. Joiner also appeared in RuPaul's video Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous. The February 2005 Men's Fitness cover was his eleventh for the magazine in five years.

Fall 2007 Milan Highlights

Here's what you'll be wearing next year. Unless you can afford to wear it this year. Which you can't.

Dolce Gabbana Men's Summer 2008 Milan Show

DG jumps on the men's underwear bandwagon!

Okay, they were always on it. Even before we were.

If you're interested in more than the gratuitous speedo shots that Beyonce's mom would have been proud to dress her son in, check out the runway video below.



If you can afford that hot white suit, gimme a shout! What I'd do for a hot piece of DG.
Kidding!

Today's Look: Dsquared

From the Dsquared Spring 2008 Milan show.

Runway Rating: High. Royal purple scarf classes up track pants, kicking up the style from Olympics stadium patriotism to self-assured Olympian god-gear. Moccasins and auto garage-inspired cap bring the look down to earth.

Real World Rating: Highwater. Even without the outlandish scarf, these pants are just short enough to make you a joke at the gym.