Showing posts with label Australia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Australia. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Stamos was on Rx Drugs

John Stamos said that his (hopefully) temporary insanity was due to the prescription sleeping pill Ambien. Here's what he told Us Weekly:

“I took Ambien at 5 a.m. and got up at 7 a.m.," he explains. “I was OK and did a few radio interviews. Then I had a break at 10 a.m. I dozed off and couldn’t wake up. Security banged on the door, shook me and woke me up. They threw a jacket on me and put me in front of the camera. I did three or four interviews after that, and no one said a word.”

“It was a weird very out of character hour of my life,” he adds.

We'll say! We're worried about John--he has always seemed so down-to-earth before this weirdness. Though watching him dry hump a glass head was kind of hot.

The actor confides that he has yet to see any of the footage, telling Us, “I’m afraid to look at it.”

We say: Be a man, John! Look at it!

Here it is:



Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Need a Little Lift? Aussiebum's Got You Covered

Remember when the Wonderbra revolutionized American boobies?

Australia has its sights set on American packages.

Aussiebum has created new underwear--they call them "Wonder Jocks" but we prefer Wonder Willies--that lifts, nips and tucks to create a little mirage in our down under wonderlands.

Do they work? See them in action, courtesy of YouTube...



Would you wear them?

Stamos Takes His Style Down Under


The usually stylish John Stamos is still dealing with Uncle Jesse stigma, by the looks of this new video from an Australian talk show.

Watch for these highlights:

  • Says a reporter who criticized his crazy behavior "has a small penis"!
  • Pulls fake flowers out of a vase and dry-humps it!
  • Speaks in the voice of an old Australian lady!
  • Reminisces about playing "Kokomo" with the Beach Boys!
  • Laughs about dead Princess Diana!
  • "Elvis died on a toilet! He was fat!"
  • "What else died? My career!"
  • Tells secret plans of running a tropical island bar with "free drinks for girls on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and free drinks and SHRIMP on Friday and Saturday"!
Drinks AND shrimp!?! Ladies! What are you waiting for?!

No wonder Rebecca Romijn turned tranny for Ugly Betty.