Zac Efron Shirtless (And Pantsless?) Backstage At HSM3

Hmmm...maybe we're warming up to Zac a bit. We're pretty sure he's not wearing pants in that second pic...

Zac Efron Teen Vogue Photoshoot Video!

This! Is! So! Not! Interesting!!!

But you love it, so here it is.



OK, the end is pretty funny, actually: Get a free Zac Efron poster at teenvogue.com!

Anyone over the age of 15 who order that thing can be found here, we guarantee it.

Exhibits Chace and Zac

These photos from this week's Teen Choice Awards are evidence of our ongoing class action case: We present exhibits C and Z:




The verdict: Zac Efron may work harder at his body, but with his [fake] long eyelashes, [fake] tan, [made up] perfect skin, [veneered] teeth, [MAC-provided] blushed cheeks, [Shiseido] red lips, and carefully flat-ironed hair, Zac is basically a Real Houseboy of Orange (Skin) County, while Chace is a mostly natural beauty.

It's like a before-and-after Stepford makeover!

Zac Efron with...Groceries

Soooo exciting.

We don't know why we are posting this.

Oh yeah, because you care.

They're Not Gay! Top Metros Include Justin Timberlake, Usher, More...

Starpulse has ranked the top 10 music industry metrosexuals.

They're not gay; they're just fancy!

Behold:

1. Kanye West (Not gay; artistic!)


2. Jay-Z (Only straight guys have boobs like this.)


3. Zac Efron (Is a girl!)


4. Sean Combs (He's sucked a couple, but mostly straight. Always straight for Martha Stewart.)


5. Jon Bon Jovi (Hasn't been gay since 1994.)


6. The Jonas Brothers (Haven't hit puberty!)


7. Justin Timberlake (Effs too many hos to be a homo.)



8. Timbaland (Nah.)


9. Usher (From the front, from the back, the more the merrier!)


10. LL Cool J (Technically, wasn't Narcissus gay? Well, then?)

Zac Efron Shows His Tits on the Set!

From the set of High School Musical 2!

Birthday Suit: Zac Efron

Happy Birthday, Zac!

At 20, you may still look 16, but you're growing up!

To help you celebrate your big day, a bunch of guys are going to beat it to your pictures!!

Oh, by the way, don't count on much happening this year. As our mom told us when we turned 20: "Before you're 20, you're a teenager. At 21 you're an adult. For the next year, you're nothing."

Zac Efron's Pervy Pics!

Today's Zac news is big news:

1. Zac and Vanessa break up! (Who dumped who?)
2. The National Ledger says Zac may have taken those pervy pictures of Vanessa!
3. New photos of V have surfaced that are, arguably, even pervier!!
4. She's watching Bill O'Reilly in the new slut-tastic pics! Good to know she's got strong values, right Bill?
   

Will this ruin her? Will Zac take the fame and run?

Who cares? All we want to know is...what kind of pictures of HIM does she have??

Zac Efron Is Vanessa Hudgens' 'Rock'

Ahhh, young love!

According to the National Ledger, Zac got Vanessa through tragic times and gave her exactly what she needed. "He was her rock," explains 'an insider.'

Rock hard, that is!

Reality check!

1. It's not like Vanessa's baby, mother, grandmother, or even goldfish died! Naked pictures of her were sent all around the world, making her like a zillion times more famous.


2. Naked pictures that SHE took!


3. For Zac!


4. To make him hard!


5. Rock hard!


6. He was her rock indeed!

Seriously. It's sweet that he supported her instead of dropping her ass, we guess. But why would he? Everone has seen her goods, and they're young, fresh and, well, good. And there's always time for a breakup--but now, while they're both riding the It Boy/Girl wave? Puh-leeze!

Zac Efron's Hot Abs

OK, so we're confused. Zac Efron sometimes looks like a robot used by cosmetology students to test out new pink blushes and lipsticks, and sometimes (OK, just in this Rolling Stone cover shot) he looks like this. [source]

Is this one destined to be a classic? Discuss.

Zac Efron: Blah, blah, blah, High School Musical

Here's Zac Efron talking about High School Musical and how fun it is, etc., etc. We like this because Zac isn't wearing pink blush and frosted lip gloss for a change! Au naturel, he's a cute kid. Not as creepy as we thought!

And is it just us, or does he look a little like Bjork??

Separated at Birth: Zac Efron and Ken!

This Zac Efron guy creeps me out!

This is what you get when Disney's resident Development Executive In Charge of Voodoo Zombies is asked for a new teen idol.

Creepy, creepy, creepy!

OK, he's actually very pretty, but that's just way too much makeup. (We hope it's makeup!)

He needs to take a lesson from his High School Musical girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens and take it off!