Forget work. This is Not Safe For Human Eyes.
Isn't it romantic?? Answer: HELLZ NO!
Above, Perez Hilton engages in lascivious and probably illegal activity with Michael Buble.
Michael Buble is kind of cute and stylish, but sort of a D-listed. Perez Hilton is extremely not cute or stylish, and became an A-lister by making fun of A-to-Z-listers. Apparently Michael Buble is trying to F his way up the list by bending over for Perez.
Seriously, Mikey, you're a little chubby, but surely you could bang Ian McKellan or something instead? He's cute, in a grandfatherly imp kind of way, and he's got more staying power than Perez.
Oh well. We dub the couple Perezelbub, after Beelzebub. Because this just ain't right.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Perez Hilton Effs Michael Buble: WTF?!
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Yuk, Perez Hilton ... what a loser. First she makes a name for herself by kissing Paris's skanky ass, then doodles on their pictures. His column is more about self promotion than anything else. I abandoned it for this site, Dlisted, and Kenneth in the 212.
And also, Perez is an F-lister ... that fat ass has the staying power of Ian McKellan staring at a nude picture of Phyllis Diller.
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