George Michael: "I'm old!"

George Michael says he's going to drop out of pop music because he's 45 and 45 is too old.

Come on, Georgie! Break the rules! If you adhered to such nonsense, you'd have let the gays carry you off to the tar pits for your last black party hurrah, as is our custom. But you said No, No, No tar pits for me! Take me to a dark porny theater instead!

So why quit? We think George should put on his short-shorts and do some Wham!-bam-bouncy dancing.

But George, if you do decide to go-go, wake us up so we won't miss it.

[Faded Youth]

Harrison Ford Is A Hot Old Dude

We've never been the least bit interested in anything related to Harrison Ford. No, not even Star Wars.

But this guy is frickin SIXTY-SIX YEARS OLD!!! Look at that body. That's pretty amazing. We give props to Han Solo, or whoever he played in that crappy sci-fi series.