Chris Carnack: Hottest Guy Alive??!

Yes, the headline is blasphemous. Anyone who's been here once before knows that we're forever in love with the beauty of Ian Somerhalder and Ryan Phillippe.

But...COME ON!!! For ankle-grabbin' fantasy time alone, Chris Carnack is the dude to beat. Holy bejeezus, look at this piece of man-meat!!

We don't know what else to say.

Jared has more photos of Carnie.