Saturday, September 29, 2007

Benjamin Bradley & Ethan Reynolds: Underwear Makes A House A Home






Congrats to Ginch Gonch spokesmodels Ethan Reynolds and Benjamin Bradley! They just bought a new, ha-YOOGE (would you expect less from them?) house in Vegas.

Here are some pictures from their respective blogs, Bratboyschool and ProjectBE.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Jake Gyllenhaal Gets All Brokeback In New Interview Pics!

No Lance, but strong arms!

Stroke, stroke, stroke!

Did he leave Heath back in the tent?


Hard wood!



The coming out rumors fell flat, as expected. But seriously, who cares? Just because someone is gay friendly doesn't mean we have to convert him.


We can still ogle though! Here are some new photos from the upcoming issue of Interview magazine. On the down side, he's not naked. On the upside, he's still adorkably hot!

Denial Is A River In Iran


...or at least in the head of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. As everyone has heard, he said yesterday at Columbia University that Iran has no gay people. These were his exact words:

"In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. We don’t have that in our country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I do not know who has told you that we have it."

How does he explain the existence of the Iranian Queer Organization, PGLO, then? Oh, yeah, he says they don't exist. According to the PGLO's Web site, "The year of 2006 has been named the Year of Social Awareness." Oh, that explains it! 2007 is the Year of Social Ignorance! Good times!

Oh well. Who am I to poke fun? George Bush probably tells people in other countries the same thing about America, after he tells them the streets are actually paved with gold and the rivers are filled with dirty-money oil. Instead of blood, which is painted all over the countries he leaves in his wake. Seriously.

Oops. We just got political.

Birthday Suit: Hal Sparks





Queer-as-eff Hal Sparks turns 36 today, and still maintains that charm.


Actually, is it just me, or is he starting to look like a young Evel Dick Donato from the last, sucky season of Big Brother??

Monday, September 24, 2007

Male Model Marko Brozic




Yesterday's "Male Model Or Porn Star" candidate is Marko Brozic, represented by Premier Model Management.

Height 6'1"
Chest 38
Waist 27
Men Shoe 9.5
Hair Lt Brown
Eyes Blue - Green

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?

Ain't nothin' but a butt ache
Ain't nothin' but a fruitcake

Check out the video below.



We say: HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAA! As if only one were gay!!

Male Model Or Porn Star?


Cast your vote! Male model or porn star? Answer tomorrow!

Speaking Of Hot Naked Mormons: Patrick Wilson!


Since we're thinking about hot Mormons, we couldn't forget this scene from Angels in America:



Did you know Patrick Wilson was the guy in this GAP ad with Claire Danes?

He can be our boyfriend anytime!

And, finally, Patrick gives The Full Monty:

Missionary Position: Mormon Men Expose Skin (Really!)





OK, the Mormons are weirder than we thought. We've always seen those Mormon missionary guys and thought, oooh, how fun it would be to corrupt them! They don't have much in the way of style, what with the black pants/white shirt/black tie uniform, but it's a timeless look that makes you wonder what's under there. Plus, they're selling God, and that's so crazy that you know they're probably wild in bed!

But...WTF?! Now the Mormons have literally become Calendar Boys with "Men on a Mission: Mormons Exposed," a calendar featuring 12 cute missionaries without their shirts. Isn't tempting people to be lusty the job of the DEVIL?

Good thing we like the devil! Big Love indeed!

Here are a few of the guys, plus a bonus video advertising the goods.

And the world just got a little bit weirder.

Zac Efron's Pervy Pics!


Today's Zac news is big news:

  1. Zac and Vanessa break up! (Who dumped who?)
  2. The National Ledger says Zac may have taken those pervy pictures of Vanessa!
  3. New photos of V have surfaced that are, arguably, even pervier!!
  4. She's watching Bill O'Reilly in the new slut-tastic pics! Good to know she's got strong values, right Bill?
Will this ruin her? Will Zac take the fame and run?

Who cares? All we want to know is...what kind of pictures of HIM does she have??

Birthday Suits: Matthew Rush




Happy Birthday, Mr. Rush! We'd say it's a BIG ONE, but every day is a big one for you! :)

If you don't know who Matthew Rush is, Google image him, but be ready to have your eye sockets popped.

Hmm...if you don't know who he is, come to think of it, you must be here by accident.

Anyhoo, with this hot multihyphenate (actor-model-director, etc.) a happy birthday on his MySpace profile!

Yup, He's A Model: Rusty Joiner






Hey, remember Structure, before it was Express Men? Rusty was one of their models.

Here's his Wiki profile, or you can go straight to his Web site if you want to book him.

Rusty Joiner (born December 11, 1972) is an American male supermodel, fitness model and actor.

Born in Montgomery, Alabama and raised in Atlanta, Georgia, Joiner attended Georgia Southern University, where he was a successful athlete, cheerleader, and gymnast for four years. He was discovered by a model scout in Atlanta and spent the next several years modelling in Milan, Paris, and South America. He became well-known in the fashion industry very quickly and modelled for Prada, Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, Levi's, Excedrin and Powerade. Joiner was the official underwear model for Structure from 1998 to 2000. He has appeared on the covers and pages of Vanity Fair, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone and Men's Fitness. Joiner also appeared in RuPaul's video Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous. The February 2005 Men's Fitness cover was his eleventh for the magazine in five years.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Esquire: Ryan Phillippe, Channing Tatum, Joseph Gordon-Levitt On Parade

Ryan Phillippe as hot as ever...but...couldn't they have at least tailored the suit a bit?

Channing "Watch Out Wentworth Miller" Tatum and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

JG-L and CT again


Joseph Gordon-Levitt with...a young Uma Thurman?
No, that's Mamie Gummer...Meryl Streep's daughter!

(Speaking of Meryl and Uma, I just saw Out of Africa on HBO and kept thinking to myself, "damn, Young Meryl sure looked a lot like Uma!")



DAYUMM!!

ESQUIRE pulls all stops in this new photo essay of stars from the new movie Stop-Loss, which deals with the Iraq war.

Is Ryan Phillippe ageless? Is Channing Tatum flawless? Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt really the dorky kid from "Third Rock From The Sun?" He's holding his own next to two of the most beautiful guys in the world.

Hotness! And awesome duds. We love you, Esquire!

John Mayer Got Hot




We've never ever understood the John Mayer thing. He just got a new haircut, put on a purple satin tie, and totally changed out minds.

Men and women take note: The white Gericurl didn't work for Marcia Clark circa OJ's first trial, and it didn't work for John Mayer circa the first half of this decade. This does work. Even if it's sort of a lesbian 'do.

Daily Dose Of Beckham: Spicy David B!




This guy does it all: Football, modeling, selling phones for Motorola, more modeling, um, being pretty, being nice, running some kind of school for disadvantaged kids, more modeling. OK, that's probably all.

But wait! There's more!

According to The Times of India, Becks is in training with wifey Posh to...wait for it...tour with the Spice Girls! Seriously.

He's training. That doesn't mean he'll show up to spice up the tour. But you know Vic will threaten divorce if he doesn't! He could seriously quadruple the turnout at the reunion concerts!

What do you think? Do you want to see David Beckham shakin' his money maker while singing "Spice up your life!"??

TESTOSTERONE: Hot Homo Photobook






These pictures speak for themselves.

Here's 5,000 words worth of hotness from photographer Joe Oppedisano. For a few more, check out DNA.