Gorgeous Model Christopher Fawcett Surfaces At Undergear

Christopher Fawcett (aka--to us, anyway--Chris Flawless), the male model who has officially supplanted Ian Somerhalder and Ryan Phillippe as prettiest man alive, has shown up recently in a Nordstrom campaign...but we're much more interested in his current appearance at Undergear.

As evidence of Chris's Flawlessness, we encourage you to zoom in on the photos and check out every detail...mmm...

Letter to Perez Hilton: Watch Your Back!

Dear Perez,

We just saw that you posted the above photo of our beloved soulmate, Ian Somerhalder, and compared him to that Austrian psychopath who kept his daughter locked up for decades, repeatedly raped her and had children/grandchildren with her.

What the eff! First off, that's just wrong. Like beyond Perez Hilton wrong.

Secondly...what the eff! Ian frickin' Somerhalder, the Second Coming, the Prodigal Son, looks nothing like that Nazi psycho.

Don't mess with GuyStyle, Mario, and don't even think of messing with our unofficial mascot Ian! He's absofreaking gorgeous. And that other dude? There aren't many people that scary looking...we mean, the crazy hair, the wild eyes, the crooked mouth, the cascading chins. There's maybe no one else that repulsive on the face of the...

Oh.

Right.



Hmm. We're more charitable than you are. We forgive you. It must be hard to get through the day, huh?

Hugs-n-kisses,

GuyStyle

A Letter to the Devil about Ian Somerhalder

Dear Devil,

We've considered your offer to trade my soul for anything on Earth and, after having seen these photos of Ian Somerhalder at the GAP's GQ Lounge party, we've decided to take you up on your offer.

Please deliver Mr. Somerhalder to our residence no later than noon tomorrow. We'd like him to arrive in this exact outfit, smiling just like this. Sure our soul will be gone, but Ian's smile will warm what's left of our heart.

Thanks, Devil. We look forward to eternal damnation under your fiery reign .

GuyStyle

Ian Somerhalder & Jose Cuervo = Dream Date!

There are no words.

Ian Somerhalder Is Back!

We stopped watching Lost the day Boone was killed. HBO to the rescue again!

Former Guess? model Ian Somerhalder stars in the new HBO series Tell Me You Love Me, which features graphic depictions of sex!

Unfortunately, he plays a straight guy. Oh well. At least we get pictures!

If you look close, you can see his tiddlywinks in one of the screen caps! Rumor has it he'll go frontal in an upcoming episode!

Thanks to John for the tip!

Navel Gazing: Ian Somerhalder

Where's he been since getting killed off on Lost, anyway?

The former Guess? model appeared on the cover of Men's Fitness a year or two ago...Ian, if you're out there, let us know what's up!