Show us your tits!
Jesse Metcalfe has never been shy about showing off his bare chest. Here he is in his breakout role as the lawn mower (snicker) in the first season of 'Desperate Housewives':
It's time to look at Chris Fawcett doing what (as far as we know) he does best: looking perfect. (If you think "perfect" is an overstatement, make sure to jump for some NSFW photos that are just...too much to handle. Literally.)
Our only criticism? He is seen smoking in one of these candid shots taken while he was vacationing somewhere fabulous with his boyfriend. Yes, his boyfriend--also perfect looking. Are you surprised?
The world lost a beautiful man when Paul Walker, age 40, died in a recent car accident. Some of his best moments--just looking hot or just being himself--are captured here to memorialize him in an admittedly too-shallow way.
Hmmm...maybe we're warming up to Zac a bit. We're pretty sure he's not wearing pants in that second pic...
Boing!!
Still showing a little too much...
Take it off, Tyson!!!
Umm...what is he hoping she'll do with that...?!
Here are a couple snapshots of the new Beverly Hills 90210 guys, shirtless (of course).
So far, we know a few things:
1. These guys are way prettier than Dylan, Brandon, Steve and David
2. Not one of them appears to be over 40, a la Luke Perry
3. Did we mention they're pretty?
4. Maybe too pretty? They probably have CW imprints on their asses, like modern-day Care Bears.
The CW is going off of the WB formula, which means, basically, hot guys, cute girls, lots of envelopes, pushed. But, uh, remember that The WB folded? Maybe a little character wouldn't hurt. Maybe they should cast someone who has a visible flaw or two?
And no, Shannen Doherty doesn't count!
When I started my MFA program three years ago, I took mornings off work on the days I had early afternoon classes so I could get my writing and workshopping done before class. And then I discovered it: Passions, the greatest show in TV history. Sadly, Timmy the magic doll-midget had already passed to the great beyond, but there was still a baby blonde witch who could control lightning and, as if that were not enough, a mermaid who at one time lay on a beach hiding her aqua-sequined tail behind a rock for an entire week of episodes, trying (successfully) to hide her secret from her beau. NBC never tried to pass off the laughable not-very-special effects with this show; in fact, those laughable effects were the show.
Or at least they were a big part of it. This guy, Justin Hartley, was another big part. I'm pretty sure he spent an entire month of episodes in his bedroom wearing only boxer shorts, in a trance, and then he fell out of a window. This was not great cinema, people. This wasn't even Days of Our Lives. But! It was a total stud wearing next to nothing! And that's good enough for us!
Now we can see the same total stud and his "Green Arrow" (green?!) on Smallville, the Superboy series that has yet to find its kryptonite.
Blah blah blah. We don't care about Smallville. Smallville is no Passions.
A classic great-acting moment from The. Best. Show. Ever! (PS: No, it's NOT gay porn!)
Plus, he can bust a move!
It's hard to believe this talented cutie was ever any kind of underdog, but Artemev became an unexpected hero when he helped the U.S. win the bronze metal last night.
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