'Smallville's' Aquaman & Green Arrow

Is it just us, or has the CW gone all gay fetish porn?

Chace Crawford Shirtless In Gossip Girl Premiere

What else is there to say?

'Passions' Star Justin Hartley Joins 'Smallville''

When I started my MFA program three years ago, I took mornings off work on the days I had early afternoon classes so I could get my writing and workshopping done before class. And then I discovered it: Passions, the greatest show in TV history. Sadly, Timmy the magic doll-midget had already passed to the great beyond, but there was still a baby blonde witch who could control lightning and, as if that were not enough, a mermaid who at one time lay on a beach hiding her aqua-sequined tail behind a rock for an entire week of episodes, trying (successfully) to hide her secret from her beau. NBC never tried to pass off the laughable not-very-special effects with this show; in fact, those laughable effects were the show.

Or at least they were a big part of it. This guy, Justin Hartley, was another big part. I'm pretty sure he spent an entire month of episodes in his bedroom wearing only boxer shorts, in a trance, and then he fell out of a window. This was not great cinema, people. This wasn't even Days of Our Lives. But! It was a total stud wearing next to nothing! And that's good enough for us!

Now we can see the same total stud and his "Green Arrow" (green?!) on Smallville, the Superboy series that has yet to find its kryptonite.

Blah blah blah. We don't care about Smallville. Smallville is no Passions.

A classic great-acting moment from The. Best. Show. Ever! (PS: No, it's NOT gay porn!)



Plus, he can bust a move!

Penn Badgley Dripping Wet

Check out a new InStyle video of Penn Badgley dripping wet in a wife beater. He talks about why he's sexy, sports, Paris and...seriously, who cares?

Sexy, sexy, sexy!

Chace Crawford Is Pretty In GQ

What else is new?

He gets even better without his shirt.

Here's a little video montage some chronic masturbator with Windows Movie Maker compiled.

Rob Estes Joins CW's 90210

Rob Estes was one of the hotties on Beverly Hills, 90210 spinoff Melrose Place in the '90s, so why not try being one of the old hotties on 90210 spinoff...uh, 90210?

Gossip Girl "Faggot"

Gossip Girl revealed its big, pink secret last night in a scene that really pushes the envelope for teen soaps.



OK, maybe it's a little bit After School Special...unless we see the pics!

Chad Michael Murray's Huge Nipples

...on display for you! Happy Saturday!

Does Aquaman Make You Wet?

Smallville's Alan Ritchson, aka Aquaman, is sporting buttless jock straps for N2N bodywear.

We think it's a step up from The CW!

Make sure to check out N2N's Web site. One of the models on the main page is a regular at SeanCody...go figure.