World AIDS Day

Watch this. It's important.

GobbleGobble!

Navel Gazing: Birthday Edition

It's that time again...guess the belly button!

Hint: Today's navel belongs to a birthday boy.

Get Ford Model Abs!

Work it out!

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Abercrombie Gets Shirtless in NYC!

Big Effing Deal, right? Isn't Abercrombie ALWAYS shirtless?

Yeah, that's the point. We love male skin as much as the next guy, but Abercrombie sells clothes by selling guys who wear no clothes. It offends us, being all into fashion and all. It's just plain cheating.

Well in these clips, 100 shirtless guys invade an NYC Abercrombie store and cause a little commotion.

Fun!

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Separated At Sexy Geekhood: Zac Posen and Matthew Rhys

Top: Matthew Rhys, who plays the arrogant, cocky gay lawyer brother on (my favorite show) Brothers and Sisters

Bottom: Supergeniufabulicious designer Zac Posen

One is gay Jewish American Prince. The other plays gay on TV and hides his Welsh accent well. We want one of each!

Brad Pitt: The Stripper Who Saved The World??

At the University of Missouri, Brad Pitt was a stripper! Actually part of a group of strippers! Called "The Dancing Bares"!

You can't make this shit up!

But anyway, now he and Angie are saving the world. We always wondered what AJ sees in him (we mean his personality, not his looks, DUH), and we guess Chippendales-style stripping is the most boring kind of stripping, but still.
He just got hotter.

Ian Somerhalder Is Back!

We stopped watching Lost the day Boone was killed. HBO to the rescue again!

Former Guess? model Ian Somerhalder stars in the new HBO series Tell Me You Love Me, which features graphic depictions of sex!

Unfortunately, he plays a straight guy. Oh well. At least we get pictures!

If you look close, you can see his tiddlywinks in one of the screen caps! Rumor has it he'll go frontal in an upcoming episode!

Thanks to John for the tip!

Birthday Suit: Zac Efron

Happy Birthday, Zac!

At 20, you may still look 16, but you're growing up!

To help you celebrate your big day, a bunch of guys are going to beat it to your pictures!!

Oh, by the way, don't count on much happening this year. As our mom told us when we turned 20: "Before you're 20, you're a teenager. At 21 you're an adult. For the next year, you're nothing."

More Old News: Tom Ford

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know it's old news, but here's Tom Ford from the new issue of Out.

Marc Jacobs: Hot Effer!

This is Marc Jacobs.

In his early 40s, Marc Jacobs, by general gay standards, would be considered old and unattractive by most gay men's standards.

Gay men can be wrong too!

We <3 U, Marc. If you ever break up with the hooker, look us up! We'll be here!

Hotties + Rihanna

This has nothing to do with anything.

But here are some hotties, just for you:

My Excuse/Explanation

Hey guys and girls,

Some of you have emailed me asking why there haven't been any updates over the last few weeks...the truth is, I didn't know you cared! Everyone needs encouragement, and you guys post so few comments that I feel unloved and unmotivated to write.

Boo hoo.

OK, that's just my excuse. Actually, I'm in the last year of a really difficult Master of Fine Arts in Creative Writing program, and in addition to my full-time job, a full-time course load, and being a part-time artist, I'm writing a novel that has been taking up most of my time and creative juices. So I'm a bit busy.

But I'm back! If you're still here, thanks for sticking with me. :-) If not, well, uh, you're not reading this, so FUCK OFF.

And have a nice day.

Benjamin Bradley & Ethan Reynolds: Underwear Makes A House A Home

Congrats to Ginch Gonch spokesmodels Ethan Reynolds and Benjamin Bradley! They just bought a new, ha-YOOGE (would you expect less from them?) house in Vegas.

Here are some pictures from their respective blogs, Bratboyschool and ProjectBE.

Jake Gyllenhaal Gets All Brokeback In New Interview Pics!

No Lance, but strong arms!

Stroke, stroke, stroke!

Did he leave Heath back in the tent?

Hard wood!

The coming out rumors fell flat, as expected. But seriously, who cares? Just because someone is gay friendly doesn't mean we have to convert him.


We can still ogle though! Here are some new photos from the upcoming issue of Interview magazine. On the down side, he's not naked. On the upside, he's still adorkably hot!

Denial Is A River In Iran

...or at least in the head of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. As everyone has heard, he said yesterday at Columbia University that Iran has no gay people. These were his exact words:

"In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. We don’t have that in our country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I do not know who has told you that we have it."

How does he explain the existence of the Iranian Queer Organization, PGLO, then? Oh, yeah, he says they don't exist. According to the PGLO's Web site, "The year of 2006 has been named the Year of Social Awareness." Oh, that explains it! 2007 is the Year of Social Ignorance! Good times!

Oh well. Who am I to poke fun? George Bush probably tells people in other countries the same thing about America, after he tells them the streets are actually paved with gold and the rivers are filled with dirty-money oil. Instead of blood, which is painted all over the countries he leaves in his wake. Seriously.

Oops. We just got political.

Birthday Suit: Hal Sparks

Queer-as-eff Hal Sparks turns 36 today, and still maintains that charm.

Actually, is it just me, or is he starting to look like a young Evel Dick Donato from the last, sucky season of Big Brother??

Male Model Marko Brozic

Yesterday's "Male Model Or Porn Star" candidate is Marko Brozic, represented by Premier Model Management.

Height 6'1"

Chest 38

Waist 27

Men Shoe 9.5

Hair Lt Brown

Eyes Blue - Green

Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?

Ain't nothin' but a butt ache
Ain't nothin' but a fruitcake

Check out the video below.



We say: HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAA! As if only one were gay!!

Male Model Or Porn Star?

Cast your vote! Male model or porn star? Answer tomorrow!

Speaking Of Hot Naked Mormons: Patrick Wilson!

Since we're thinking about hot Mormons, we couldn't forget this scene from Angels in America:



Did you know Patrick Wilson was the guy in this GAP ad with Claire Danes?

He can be our boyfriend anytime!

And, finally, Patrick gives The Full Monty:

Missionary Position: Mormon Men Expose Skin (Really!)

OK, the Mormons are weirder than we thought. We've always seen those Mormon missionary guys and thought, oooh, how fun it would be to corrupt them! They don't have much in the way of style, what with the black pants/white shirt/black tie uniform, but it's a timeless look that makes you wonder what's under there. Plus, they're selling God, and that's so crazy that you know they're probably wild in bed!

But...WTF?! Now the Mormons have literally become Calendar Boys with "Men on a Mission: Mormons Exposed," a calendar featuring 12 cute missionaries without their shirts. Isn't tempting people to be lusty the job of the DEVIL?

Good thing we like the devil! Big Love indeed!

Here are a few of the guys, plus a bonus video advertising the goods.

And the world just got a little bit weirder.