Hot Actor Guy: Peter Facinelli

We've been a bit distracted by things like OJ Simpson and Britney Spears. Yes, we called them things. We're not sure they're people anymore.

But anyway. Time for a good, mindless break. Hence, we present Hot Actor Guy Peter Facinelli!

Why him? Because he's hot.

Why now? Because he's on the hottest show on TV right now, Damages, on the FX Network. And because he's bound to die soon. On the show, that is.

Factoids: He is from Queens, hence the hot New York accent. He studied at NYU's Tisch School, hence the pretty good acting and stuff. More fun stuff: He played a manwhore on a TV movie called The Price of Love, and he co-starred with Tiffani-Amber Thiessen in a terrible failed show on Fox, Fastlane.

Hence, hence, hence!