Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Tommy Lee: Public Health Crisis?



Tommy Lee has announced what we already new: he loves orgies with stupid groupies. Stupid is as stupid does. Wait, or is that "stupid is who stupid does"?

Anyway, Tommy's allegedly smart ex Pammy Anderson has chronic (and usually terminal) hepatitis C and we think he should have learned his lesson by now.

Oh well. We can keep criticizing, but we know all you care about is this. (NSFW!)

Top Chef Sam Talbot Engaged


This isn't really a big news item, but we'll use any excuse to post this picture again, even though we suspect it's a fake.

Top Chef runner-up Chef Talbot is engaged to the luckiest Colombian chick since Shakira.

Random: We once e-mailed Sam about interviewing him for a story about diabetes. (Sam has type 1/juvenile diabetes...so does Halle Berry. We're going to start calling it "the beautiful disease.") Anyway, he wrote back and was really nice. But we didn't do the interview.

Good luck to Chef Sam and his wifeypoo.

Hottest. Picture. Ever.

Not safe for work.

Click here to see the hottest picture ever taken.

Or at least until the next hottest picture ever taken comes along.

Ethan Reynolds Gets Beaten Up!




WTF happened to Ethan Reynolds??! His beautiful face is messed up with a black eye and scratches, and it's not make up.

Still, Ethan "made lemons" of the mess by capitalizing on his new rough-n-tumble look by buzzing off his hair and slapping on a wife beater.

We prefer pretty Ethan, but we admire his tenacity.

To find out about Ethan's fight outside of The Abbey in West Hollywood, check out his blog. Ethan also dishes on the demise of his former employer, Ginch Gonch underwear, though he doesn't name the company...not that he needs to.

Friday, July 18, 2008

How White Am I? Stuff I Like...

So I heard the author of the StuffWhitePeopleLike blog and book on the radio yesterday morning and I was intrigued enough to visit his site...finally! It sounds pretty gimmicky--and it is--but the blog's author, Christian Lander, was quite well-spoken and came across as very intelligent and diplomatic despite the DJ's rapidfire attempts to lure him toward making stupid comments.

Anyway, the blog has an extensive list of things white people like and, as if you care, I've decided to tally up exactly how white I am based upon this list. Despite the nearly translucent quality of my skin, I am surprisingly less white than I thought. Of course, we must factor in the very specific subset of white-and-gay to which I belong, as well as the fact that more than half of my friends are not white. Or maybe we don't. I don't know. I'm an expert on this science.

So, uh, how white are you?

So? Did you learn anything?

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Insanity!!!!

Be patient while this video loads...it's worth the wait!!


MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

New Painting! Finally Finished!!


Female Figure (Sea), Dupont Circle Fountain. 40" x 30" acrylic on canvas.