Monday, September 10, 2007

Birthday Suit: Ryan Phillippe

Ryan Phillippe turns 33 today. Happy Birthday, Ryan! You're the same age as Jesus Christ when he was crucified. Not that that means anything. We hope you don't get crucified.

Also, here he is with blue hair and Angelina Jolie from an old movie (you can tell it's old because Angelina appears to have at least 4% body fat).

Aren't they pretty?

Shouldn't they breed?

Er, we mean date.

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