Birthday Suit: Project Runway's Jack Mackenroth!

JMack with ANTM's Nigel Barker


JMack's superboobies!



He's a star!



We're honestly not sure exactly what's going on here.


Or here.




Eff Project Runway! He's already a winner!




...and sooo hot...


...and sooo sensitive....


...and sooo intense...


...and sooo...pumped!


And bare!


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Happy 39th birthday to hot Taurus, brilliant designer, reality TV star and AIDS activist Jack Mackenroth!

Jack is arguably the most visible Project Runway candidate ever, or at least is in fierce competition for that title with current winner Christian Siriano, which is ironic since Jack had to leave the show halfway through the season due to illness.

Well, there's no question Jack is back and, er, bigger than ever!

We love you, Jack, and we hope you come back to the show next season despite its move to Lifetime, which still calls itself "television for women."

Jack is enough man for all of us! Wish Jack a happy birthday on his MySpace page!

Hot Young Model Nigel Barker Shirtless etc.

So we're wasting ANOTHER Friday night on ANOTHER ANTM marathon on MTV. Damn you, MTV!!!

Since we're only half watching, we thought we'd rustle up some Nigel Barker hotness to ogle. Enjoy.

Nigel Barker at Fashion Week

It's on! Above, America's Next Top Model judge, the flawless photographer Nigel Barker, at the Perry Ellis runway in Bryant Park.

Below, Nigel (right) flashes his boobies next to some drag king. Just Kidding--that's MISTER Jay to you.