New Shirtless Jake Gyllanhaal Pics...Worth The Wait?

We've been waiting quite a while for some sexy new shirtless Jake G pics...and this is what we get?!

What's with the hair? He's filming a movie called Prince of Persia in which, presumably, he plays, you know, a Persian prince or something. (We're too lazy to look it up.)

What do you think of Jakey Gee's new look?

OMG! Jake Didn't Call Us!

We just found out our beloved Jake Gyllenhaal was in OUR town, Washington, D.C., yesterday. And he didn't call us!!!

For shame!

Oh well. He was with Reese. He probably couldn't get off the leash long enough for us to continue our lascivious affair.

Jake Gyllenhaal Comes Out of the Closet!

Not that closet--the fashion closet that was housing this hot three-piece.

Jake sure cleans up well when he's not biking in Spandex.

Above: Jake (and Reese Witherspoon) at the Toronto Film Festival.

Seriously, though, what happened to the rumors a couple of weeks ago that Jake was going to come out? I mean, I didn't believe it for a second, but we seriously need some young hotness on our side. Lance Bass is all wonk and Doogie is getting hotter every year, but he's a hot nerd. Jake, give us our hot dork already!

We're waiting.