Speaking Of Hot Naked Mormons: Patrick Wilson!

Since we're thinking about hot Mormons, we couldn't forget this scene from Angels in America:



Did you know Patrick Wilson was the guy in this GAP ad with Claire Danes?

He can be our boyfriend anytime!

And, finally, Patrick gives The Full Monty:

Missionary Position: Mormon Men Expose Skin (Really!)

OK, the Mormons are weirder than we thought. We've always seen those Mormon missionary guys and thought, oooh, how fun it would be to corrupt them! They don't have much in the way of style, what with the black pants/white shirt/black tie uniform, but it's a timeless look that makes you wonder what's under there. Plus, they're selling God, and that's so crazy that you know they're probably wild in bed!

But...WTF?! Now the Mormons have literally become Calendar Boys with "Men on a Mission: Mormons Exposed," a calendar featuring 12 cute missionaries without their shirts. Isn't tempting people to be lusty the job of the DEVIL?

Good thing we like the devil! Big Love indeed!

Here are a few of the guys, plus a bonus video advertising the goods.

And the world just got a little bit weirder.