Levi Johnston Accepts Porn Award

According to Advocate.com, Levi Johnston--Palin background no longer necessary--accepted an award from Fleshbot, "For the bravery to be himself despite the pictures other people want to paint of him, and for taking control of his image and letting us all enjoy in it, the mainstream porn crossover award goes to...Levi Johnston."

According to Fox411, "Levi Johnston says [baby son] Tripp can pose for Playgirl, too." He clarified: "Seventeen no," said Johnston. "Eighteen, 19, he’s old enough to make his own decisions. If I’m doing it, I couldn’t tell him not to, I’d be a hypocrite. When he’s that age, he’s going to do what he wants to do."

We assume Johnston won't be getting the Daddy of the Year award from Parenting magazine.

Reportedly, Johnston's Johnson is making "his" debut as we type this, on some cheesy Playgirl set in New York.

Johnston told reporters last night that he won't do a live-action porn movie, but the chances of a homemade sex tape not showing up when his star starts to fade? We predict nil.

Is "crossover star" a fitting designation for Johnston? What, exactly, did he cross from and to? Nobody to public joke and jackoff bait? Oh well. At least this proves on a psychological level that anything sex-related will capture the attention of the average person.

File under "creepy, funny."

Isabella Rossellini Does Porno!

Animal porno, actually, but she calls it Green Porno.

In case you haven't heard, the eccentric icon has created a series of short, er, "educational" (?) films for the Sundance Channel, in which she acts out always weird and usually disgusting mating habits of animals.

And it's totally addictive!! Below are a few of our favorite episodes...







What exactly is the point? Art, maybe.

The Washington Post asked Rossellini what she has learned about humanity from doing these videos. Rossellini's answer was: "Everyone always asks me this! Why does it need to tell us anything about human beings? Is it not enough that we have these fascinating worlds all around us and don't see them? It has taught me how self-centered we are." Rock on, Izzie!

As you can see, the first season was all insects. The second season, which just came out, is all about sea life. You HAVE to see the angler fish!!!

Go to Green Porno at Sundance Channel.

Condom Balloon Doggie Porn Courtesy Of Durex

There are no words.

Rape Fantasy Or Nightmare?

Mason Wyler


Adult film stay Mason Wyler posted a graphically detailed and extreme narrative on his MySpace blog, involving a fantasy he has of being drugged, sexually assaulted and humiliated, abducted and on and on. His ended the long post with these words:


After all the men had gotten their rocks off and left... my two kidnappers decided it was time to pass me off to other men... they took a permanent marker and wrote "Freshly tenderized MEAT...5 cents to use this hole" above my ass and chained me to a urinal inside of the bar I had first seen them in.... It turns out they were the owners.. No one was there since it was morning already... And I was so exhausted that I passed out a few minutes after they left.. but when I woke up.. I had a huge dick already fuckin my hole and 18 nickles in a bowl next to my head... It was then that I realized why there was such a long line for the bathroom the night before. Out of all the porn shoots and sexual encounters I've had, I had never been so degraded like that in my entire life. After that day, I was no longer human, I was too ashamed to show my face to anyone except to men who saw me as a living sex toy. I became addicted to getting used and abused... I had become a total piss drinking, cum guzzling cock slut for men with big dicks to fuck, beat, and breed... My hole was no longer mine...

These days I always find myself back there... willing to go thru all that pain over and over again.. just to get fucked, filled, and to feel like a whore.

In your opinion, Would this be a Fantasy or a Nightmare?
And if this is a fantasy of yours, then would you want to be one of the rapists or the one getting raped?

We think this question is an important one, especially with the prevalence of fantasy-based pornography in everyday pop culture these days.

This is our response to Mason's post. We'd love to know what you think.

Mason, You should read the short story "Rape Fantasies" by Margaret Atwood (basic plot info is here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_Fantasies). Rape/sexual dominance fantasies and common and probably "normal," depending on how they affect the person's life. Regarding your personal fantasy, it seems like the kind of thing that, like most fantasies do, exaggerates your natural interests to their extreme limits. But surely if this played out in real life, you would not enjoy it. So as a fantasy it might be exciting and stimulating, but as a real-life event it would most likely be devastating. If you were in fact abducted by people you didn't know and they did this to you, the trauma of being held at knifepoint and the physical traumas and potential danger to your health from these actions would very possibly be enough to cause you to experience post-traumatic stress disorder. Consider the realities of this: If this ever were to happen, the guys probably wouldn't be model-gorgeous as they likely are in the image in your mind. If they went this far, too, you'd be lucky to escape with your life. You might experience torn tissue from the rough sex that would cause serious pain, scarring, and possibly make sex throughout the rest of your life difficult or impossible. You might contract HIV, hepatitis C, or any number of diseases. You wouldn't know the men, so you'd have absolutely no psychological comfort or feeling of safety. You'd be on your own, and I would be willing to bet that you wouldn't want to ever experience this again, and would have difficulty with intimate relationships. Rape is a serious and damaging crime against humanity. Rape fantasies are normal in most people, but acting them out is another story. The fantasies involve people who you have full control over, because they are people who are only in your head. In real-life rape situations, the person committing the assault has control over your entire destiny and, if his victim is not compliant (which s/he wouldn't be in the case of a rape), then he's elevated in his mind to the state of total control, by necessity, and usually the sex itself is not the most violent component. Do you really want to be cut, choked, beaten by someone who is causing you pain without any regard for your comfort? That's part of the fantasy, but if you lived it, it would be a nightmare. If you have ever known anyone who has lived through a violent sexual assault, you know how it affects people. It's never, ever a fantasy. Role playing is something different, though. If you were to act this scenario out with people who you knew did not intend you harm, it might be fun. But it would still be a fantasy, and not actual rape. This is a vitally important distinction.

Missouri Politician Worked In Gay Porn

Missouri House candidate Michael J. Colona admits that he has done work in the gay porn industry.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Here's the story, if you care.

Benjamin Bradley Sells His Goods on eBay!

BB is selling autographed copies of all 10 of his DVDs on eBay, ranging from his blond days to the later, darker ones.

The videos include: The Driver (Falcon Studios), Cross Counry Parts 1 & 2 (Falcon Studios), Wrong Side of the Tracks (Rascal Video), No cover (Rascal Video), Boot Boy (Rascal Video), 2nd Inning (Rascal Video), Delinquents (Rascal Video), Blond Leading the Blond (Rascal Video), Starting Young 2 (Rascal Video), Sized Up (Rascal Video.)

Click here to bid!

Ben needs the money for overpriced Madonna tix! (That caricature of Madonna below? He drew it!)

Shirtless Studs Climbing A Giant Phallus!

We're not even going to bother to try to explain this one. If you care what's happening in these pictures, find out at Towleroad.

We just think it's amazing how much this looks like some freaky Eastern European gay porn.

Matthew Rush & Francesco D'Macho: Miami Vice Style

Superstars Matthew Rush and Francesco D'Macho in a rare clothed moment share an intimate moment (well, maybe not by their normal standards) for the camera.

We're diggin' the Miami Vice style sweater and blazer, guys!

Porn Star Tony Capucci

Yes, the last "Male Model or Porn Star?" is new Falcon exclusive Tony Capucci. We thought he looked a bit like a legit male model in the first pic, but not so much in the others. Oh well. He's sure to be making bank at Falcon!

PS: Sorry this answer was so long coming. I've been away for job- and school-related reasons.

Does Aquaman Make You Wet?

Smallville's Alan Ritchson, aka Aquaman, is sporting buttless jock straps for N2N bodywear.

We think it's a step up from The CW!

Make sure to check out N2N's Web site. One of the models on the main page is a regular at SeanCody...go figure.

Male Model or Porn Star? Sort of Both!

Confused? So are we!

So this guy is a verified porn star--Bel Ami, no less! But he's a regretful one, and now he wants to be a fitness model.

So we guess he's a porn star and a model. If you want to know (in other words, see) more, check out his blog.

Oh, and make sure you see the home breast exam:

Hot!

Porn Star! Corbin Fisher Model

Yesterday's Porn Star or Male Model was a porn star from the site CorbinFisher.com. I'd give you his name, but it's some arbitrary fake made-up hot WASP-y frat boy name like Blake or Jordan someone else from last season's American Idol.

Below, he's about to get busy with three other guys and do something with a soccer ball.

Scandalous!

Bel Ami: Chippendales Style

Cheesy music? Check!
Cornball dancing? Check!
Eastern bloc street urchins turned porn stars? Czech!
Enjoy!

Male Model or Porn Star?

Next up in the series...male model? Porn star?

Answer tomorrow...

Then and Then and Now: Best Look?

From the Not News Desk, here are three versions of Simon Rex, former MTV VJ. Which Simon has the best style?

1.


Pre-MTV Simon gets nearly naked (fully in the full version, not safe for YouTube).

2.


Simon sweats a white wifebeater at some kind of NSync concert thing circa 1990something

3.


Simon today: He calls himself "McDirtNasty." Somehow this one seems to us like an Andy Samberg SNL short video, except something tells us Simon's intent wasn't to make us laugh. Oops.

Go back to porn.

Male Model or Porn Star?

NEW WEEKLY FEATURE! MALE MODEL OR PORN STAR?

Make your guess, and then click here to find out if you're right. (Depending on the result, may or may not be safe for work!)

Haggard's Whore Speaks Out

Mike Jones, the Rev. Ted Haggard's personal Hoover, gave some creepy details in a new interview with Nerve. Among them:

Nerve: But when he was actually with you, he was like a giddy schoolboy. Do you think he was falling in love with you?

Jones: He always had this huge smile, and he was always asking me questions about sex, and I would tell him something and he would go, "Really? Really?" He wanted me to talk so much about gay sex, it was almost like he was living through me. Could I see Ted Haggard being infatuated with me or having feelings for me? Yes, I could see that happening.

Nerve: When he watched you and [your friend] Matt have sex in front of him, do you think that was sort of an educational thing for him, or was he just getting off on it?

Jones: He was really getting off on it. He was very much a voyeur. I think that watching that and not actually getting involved was a safe place for him.

To learn more about how to screw a self-loathing hypocrite, click here.