Sunday, September 16, 2007

Zac Efron Is Vanessa Hudgens' 'Rock'

Ahhh, young love!

According to the National Ledger, Zac got Vanessa through tragic times and gave her exactly what she needed. "He was her rock," explains 'an insider.'

Rock hard, that is!

Reality check!

  1. It's not like Vanessa's baby, mother, grandmother, or even goldfish died! Naked pictures of her were sent all around the world, making her like a zillion times more famous.

  2. Naked pictures that SHE took!

  3. For Zac!

  4. To make him hard!

  5. Rock hard!

  6. He was her rock indeed!

Seriously. It's sweet that he supported her instead of dropping her ass, we guess. But why would he? Everone has seen her goods, and they're young, fresh and, well, good. And there's always time for a breakup--but now, while they're both riding the It Boy/Girl wave? Puh-leeze!

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