Britney Spears Seems Stoned, But Not On Meth at MTV VMAs!

All right, I'm not even going to joke about this. That's how sad it is.

It has nothing to do with men's style, but for God's sake, someone save this girl. She doesn't have enough energy here to possibly be tweaking on crystal, but she's at least stoned, or has had a lobotomy.

Parental Discretion Advised!!!




Here's the rehearsal earlier today. She at least looked like she could move there:

Seriously, what was she on?? Guesses??