Jake Gyllenhaal Comes Out of the Closet!

Not that closet--the fashion closet that was housing this hot three-piece.

Jake sure cleans up well when he's not biking in Spandex.

Above: Jake (and Reese Witherspoon) at the Toronto Film Festival.

Seriously, though, what happened to the rumors a couple of weeks ago that Jake was going to come out? I mean, I didn't believe it for a second, but we seriously need some young hotness on our side. Lance Bass is all wonk and Doogie is getting hotter every year, but he's a hot nerd. Jake, give us our hot dork already!

We're waiting.