Even though publicists clamor to buy stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (yeah, that's right, the people 'honored' with a star pay a small fortune for the placement), and even though the actual Walk of Fame is along the run-down, filthy streets of Hollywood, only a couple dozen people get new stars each year.
This year's worthy recipients:
Hugh Jackman: Maybe a little early in his career?
Ben Kingsley: He doesn't have one yet?? WTF! It's about time!!
The Village People: Thank God. Can we retire YMCA from ALL clubs, proms and junior high dances now?!
Tinkerbell: Clap, Clap, Clap!!
Felicity Huffman: Best actress on TV?? She totally earned this one.
William H. Macy: He should already have one. Sweet that he and Huffy are getting their stars together...
Cameron Diaz: Say what you want, but Cam earned this with an acting range that's far beyond what anyone is willing to recognize. Go Cammy!
Robert Downey Jr.: Hotness on crack! Robbie, if you swing our way, we'll happily deal with the drug habit and impossibly huge ego. We will do your bidding. Just keep acting!
Tim Burton: WTF x 2!? He doesn't have a star yet? What the hell?!
Leslie Caron: Who?
Charles Durning: Who? He sounds English or something.
Ralph Fiennes: Yummy! Hey Ralphie, where's your fiennes brother been hiding? *snicker*
William Petersen: ?
Kyra Sedgwick: Totally earned.
John Stamos: Mmmm...Uncle Jesse + Ambien = hottest psycho on Earth!
Mark Burnett: The reality TV guy? Bought.
Chuck Lorre: This guy writes "Two and a Half Men." What kind of shit is that?!
Kenny “Baby Face” Edmonds: Take a Bow
Dave Koz: Smooth jazz or something.
The Miracles: It's a miracle.
Doug Morris: Huh?
Rush: We don't get it.
Shakira: Hellz yeah!
KFI radio personality Bill Handel: KFI radio? Does Colonel Sanders have a star?
KCRW host and resident voice on The Simpsons Harry Shearer: We guess this is OK because The Simpsons has been on the air since the dawn of television.
1 comment:
THAT IS SO FANTASTIC JOHN STAMOS:
YOU REALLY;REALLY DESERVES IT:
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