Thursday, June 12, 2008

George Michael: "I'm old!"

George Michael says he's going to drop out of pop music because he's 45 and 45 is too old.

Come on, Georgie! Break the rules! If you adhered to such nonsense, you'd have let the gays carry you off to the tar pits for your last black party hurrah, as is our custom. But you said No, No, No tar pits for me! Take me to a dark porny theater instead!

So why quit? We think George should put on his short-shorts and do some Wham!-bam-bouncy dancing.

But George, if you do decide to go-go, wake us up so we won't miss it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Looking at that picture (Staring!!) I have to say he's still a very very sexy man. He may stop touring but he'll never retire. I think in the end he'll outlive all the artists of his generation.
Come to think about it, besides gorgeous George...only Madonna and Prince left.