Sunday, June 22, 2008

At The End Of The Day...

At the end of the day, you floss, brush your teeth, wash your face, and go to bed. Some people may shake up this routine by walking their dogs, watching Letterman, drinking a forty, whacking off a few times and laying out tomorrow's clothes for another day of corporate hell...but at the end of the day, that's really all that happens.

We are sick of hearing people say this phrase before just about every other sentence:

"At the end of the day, George Bush is on his way out."
"At the end of the day, gay porn is way better than straight porn."
"At the end of the day, exiled Liberian Former President Charles Taylor is just misunderstood."

ENOUGH!!! It's time to cut this out!! What, really, does "at the end of the day" add to anything that anybody ever says? We know what it means: the same thing as those tired cliches "in the end," and "the bottom line is..." but this one is so much more overused and so much more annoying.

Days come. Days go. At the end of the day, the more often you use this phrase, the more people secretly want to kill you. And at the end of the day, you really don't want that, do you?

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