Saturday, September 6, 2008

Sarah Palin's Glasses Are Just For Show??

According to Simon Doonan, outspoken celebrity verbal bitch-slapper, VP Candidate's glasses aren't even needed--they're just there to make her look smart.

"Oh, she is so LensCrafters I just don’t even know where to begin," Si-si told New York. "People keep saying to me, ‘She’s Miss Congeniality.’ I’m seeing more LensCrafters."

Doonan claims that Palin had Lasik surgery years ago and wears eyeglasses to make her look smart.

“The eyewear is just like, ‘I’m a serious, thinking kind of woman,’" Si-si went on. “So she really is like the LensCrafters lady.” But he says having a preggers teenaged daughter makes 'The LensCrafters Lady' seem “more real.”

Here's the faboo Doonan talking about his day job as a window dresser at Barney's New York. In it, he coins possibly the best personal philosophy ever stated: I like to think of myself as deeply superficial. (You know the LensCrafters Lady thinks of herself as deeply deep, especially with the glasses on.)

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