The Economy, The Election: We Have A Problem

OK. So. Here we go.

We grew up listening to our grandmother's stories of the Depression era (She was born in 1920.) and World War II era, when she was constantly sick because she was anemic and iron-rich proteins were rationed. We don't want to be alarmist, but are people LISTENING out there? To their grandparents? To the news (which is actually covering NEWS these days!! How serious is it when there's more than shootings and informercial product testing on the local news, huh?).

Here's a recent rundown if you're not listening:

1. Financial institutions are dropping out of the market like roaches after bringing Raid pellets back home to their babies. This means: Despite what people on TV are saying (It's called 'damage control.'), our money is NOT safe. We owe massive debt to China and other countries, Russia absolutely HATES us right now, to say nothing of the Middle East region. And I'm not being xenophobic: we all know this country has been pushing its luck and ignoring foreign relations for the past eight years. This is what happens. Are you scared? You should be.

2. Smokescreen politics. Seriously, let's deal with this NOW. Sarah Palin is not qualified to be vice president or president, if that time comes. Her interview with Charles Gibson made it clear that she doesn't know the answers to the questions, or even the background material. She was giving the 'right' answer. I don't have a problem with religious people, but a country cannot be run by faith. It can be run into the ground by it, though. If you don't believe us, just look to George Bush.

3. This whole thing about delaying the campaign until this economic crisis is resolved? (See video below.) What the fuck. No. McCain has been running for almost a YEAR now while serving as senator. Obama (second video) is correct (and negligent, just like McCain and any other senator who bails out on Congress to run for president): they've gone this far; now we need to know who is smart enough to start to turn things around.





4. George Bush warns us that we're facing 'a long and painful recession.' Really? Didn't he deny a recession just a few weeks ago? This was NOT hard to predict. Listen to Suze Orman, not George Bush. Dear Mr. Bush: Shut the fuck up. Seriously. Leave. Get out of the White House. Go back to Texas or leave the country. We're not just being angry. It must be miserable being George Bush, who has always seemed so sure of himself and his motivations, and now everything is falling apart. He has seriously run a legendary country into the ground, with the help of an administration of greedy yes-men.



We are mad. Burning up. This country has a fever right now. Is it going to perish? We get fever chills writing this, but yes, it is going to succumb to this sickness if we don't wake the hell up and throw out the assholes who are fucking up our country today. This isn't a diatribe in support of Barack Obama. It's desperation. Call Congress, send them emails and faxes, and tell them you are freaked out and want this shit managed properly TODAY, not tomorrow, not in November after the election, and not in February after the new president comes in.

Are you ready to lose all your money, your national identity, and possibly your life to the gluttony of a few fuckups in Washington, D.C.? No, really, ask yourself that right now. Are you? DO SOMETHING.

Meet Survivor's New Token Gay Guy

Charlie is a 29-year-old corporate lawyer from New York know-it-all who keeps his ego in check ("...almost the best at just about everything!"), says he's ultra-flexible, and has the mannerisms of Ross the Intern.

We think we're in love!


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New Old Tori Amos Concert DVD!

Our muse, Tori Amos, sang at the annual Montreux, Switzerland music festival in 1991 (before her groundbreaking album Little Earthquakes) and in 1992 (post-superstardom). A new DVD-and-CD release commemorates these performances almost two decades later.

Tori Amos - Thank You


For fans and even musicians who may not be obsessive about Tori, this is a treasure, as we get to see a young woman of almost supernatural musical talent change from confident opening act (for The Moody Blues) to a star in her own right.



The CD track list is unsurprising, but even for those of us who have dozens (hundreds?) of bootleg tapes from the early '90s, these are among the earliest recordings and, certainly, offer up the best sound quality.

1. Silent All These Years
2. Precious Things
3. China
4. Crucify
5. Leather
6. Song For Eric
7. Upside Down
8. Happy Phantom
9. Winter
10. Thank You
11. Little Earthquakes
12. Precious Things
13. Whole Lotta Love/Thank You
14. Me And A Gun
15. Winter
16. Smells Like Teen Spirit

Are you as excited as we are??



More info about this and other Tori goodness at Undented.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Shows Her True Colors (Of Shit)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, The Big 'EH', does her best to present herself as "fair and balanced" on The View, often even agreeing to disagree with the ultra-liberal comedienne and former teacher Joy Behar.

But, uh, how do we say this? EH is totally tacky. Here she is at some kind of Republican rally giving her best High School Mean Girl gossip about Michelle Obama. You know, EH, if you are going to talk shit about someone, at least do it while they are there. Joy Behar has had many face-offs with guests on The View; she doesn't slam them once they leave if she sat there and smiled while they were there. We guess that's your niche on the show, huh?



Barbara Walters needs to can your ass already. Blind young Republicunts are a dime a dozen.

Matt Damon Is Scared Of Sarah Palin

Two reasons to love Matt Damon:

'True Blood' Stud Ryan Kwanten Is 'Sex On A Stick'

If you missed the premiere of HBO's new show "True Blood," by Alan Ball, creator of "Six Feet Under," this is some of what you missed.

The Aussie actor Ryan Kwanten had a shirt on in exactly one scene and spent most of the episode having sex. We hear he'll have a raging stiffy that he can't get rid of in an upcoming episode, thanks to drinking too much vampire blood.

We don't think he needs to drink anything to get hot. As one character called him on last night's episode, Ryan is pure "sex on a stick."

'Smallville's' Aquaman & Green Arrow

Is it just us, or has the CW gone all gay fetish porn?

Zac Efron Shirtless (And Pantsless?) Backstage At HSM3

Hmmm...maybe we're warming up to Zac a bit. We're pretty sure he's not wearing pants in that second pic...

Daniel Radcliffe: Very Naked In Equus Yesterday

From a preview show on Broadway yesterday...

Awesome New Courtney Love Tracks

Everyone loves to gawk and poke at Courtney Love. Whether it's leftover resentment from the Kurt Cobain years, her cosmetic "modifications," or her sudden and drastic weight loss, Courtney demands attention and usually gets it--but it's usually negative.

We say: Get over the Courtney-bashing! Clearly she has struggled publicly from time to time, but if you listen to her music, you'll understand her life from her perspective.

Here's a live performance of a track called "Letter to God," off her upcoming album. As with all of her music, this song is so sincere and honest and raw that it could be an uncomfortable listen the first time around, but trust us, it will grow on you.



Go to Courtney's MySpace page to hear the studio version of this song, along with "Pacific Coast Highway" and "Car Crash"--great, GREAT songs.

Sarah Palin's Glasses Are Just For Show??

According to Simon Doonan, outspoken celebrity verbal bitch-slapper, VP Candidate's glasses aren't even needed--they're just there to make her look smart.

"Oh, she is so LensCrafters I just don’t even know where to begin," Si-si told New York. "People keep saying to me, ‘She’s Miss Congeniality.’ I’m seeing more LensCrafters."

Doonan claims that Palin had Lasik surgery years ago and wears eyeglasses to make her look smart.

“The eyewear is just like, ‘I’m a serious, thinking kind of woman,’" Si-si went on. “So she really is like the LensCrafters lady.” But he says having a preggers teenaged daughter makes 'The LensCrafters Lady' seem “more real.”

Here's the faboo Doonan talking about his day job as a window dresser at Barney's New York. In it, he coins possibly the best personal philosophy ever stated: I like to think of myself as deeply superficial. (You know the LensCrafters Lady thinks of herself as deeply deep, especially with the glasses on.)

Is Thom Browne Possessed By Tim Burton?

Thom Browne is probably our favorite menswear designer: During fashion week's he's the name we're consistently looking for on the runway.

Thom has gone off the deep end with this fall's show. When we saw it, we scratched our head and wondered...

Is Thom Browne auditioning for costume designer for the next Tim Burton Movie?

Does Thom have a secret freaky circus sideshow fetish?

Is this a Project Runway challenge? We can hear Heidi Klum now: "Designers, your challenge is to create a look based on turn-of-the-Century sideshows. We want you to think Coney Island. Use your imaginations. We want to see straitjackets. We want to see chicken feathers. We want to see lots of dark eye makeup. Oh, and one more thing: This is a menswear challenge." [Insert collective groan from over-the-top contestants.] To which contestant Thom Browne said, "Yippee!! I've give them all that and raise them pointy hats with fuzzy-balled drawstrings, harlequin diamonded skirts, knee socks, clear plastic capes, conjoined legs and stilts!"

This is one of those runway shows that has a clear "point of view," though it's difficult to articulate, and one for which we have no idea how it will translate to real-life clothing. But you know what? No one ever does this type of risky thing with menswear, and we love Thom Browne for it, even if we do worry a bit about his mental health...

'Project Runway's' Jack Mackenroth and Kevin Christiana Admit Gross Secret

We think this is absolutely gross subject matter, but it's a good style tip for some of you, so here's a little snippet from our favorite mag, New York:

The most valuable lesson Jack Mackenroth and Kevin Christiana learned from last season's Project Runway didn't have anything to do with speed sewing or "making it work." "If we're sweaty, we put panty liners under our arms, so [we] don't sweat," Mackenroth said last night at Gen Art's "Fresh Faces in Fashion" at the Manhattan Center. "I learned that from my roommates on the show," Christiana chimed in. "At one point, I had the cameras actually on me, and I dropped my notepad and all the panty liners fell out. And I had to clean them up real fast." Added Mackenroth: "You've got to get the ones with the sticky side, so you can stick them onto your clothes." (He recommends Always brand panty liners in the purple box.)

In other news, J-Mack and Kevin have teamed up on a couple of other projects: First, Jack tells us, the two designers are working on campaign for Vibrant Rioja wine (see designs below), as well as pitching a new reality show--a sort of Project Runway-Queer Eye blend--to various networks (notably, Bravo isn't one of them).



We hope this show gets picked up! We haven't paid enough attention to Kevin C., but we were instantly captivated by Jack on 'Runway'--and not just because he's gorgeous. Jack has been outspoken about living with HIV--and since young gay guys seem not to give a damn anymore, we need as many Jacks as we can get--and his designs were always impeccable on 'Runway.' We're hoping to see more of J-Mack on TV, and also on the runway.

Check in with Jack's Web site for more.

Leaked Christina Aguilera Single: She 'Keeps Getting Better'?

Christina's new single, "Keeps Getting Better," has leaked to the Innernets. Your thoughts? Preview it below, and then read ours...




What we love: Christina is, relatively speaking, restrained vocally in this song. Very few tiresome, overindulgent riffs and runs. She's learning to hold back, and that less is more. We also love that this isn't another Big Ballad; by force of the current music market, we're guessing, Christina has incorporated '80s-style dance beats into her music, and that's a fun relief after her over-the-top sappy numbers like "Beautiful" and "Hurt."

What we don't: The lyrics. "Sometimes I'm a super-bitch"? Yawn. Come on, Christina, grow up. You don't have to prove you're not a Mickey Mouse kid anymore. Just be an adult and stop the juvenile navel-gazing.

According to Faded Youth, Christina said of tomorrow night's VMA performance: “You’re going to get a first look and a first listen at my new image and my new sound. The last album, the style and sound was about vintage glam — this one is all about the future.”

We're amused that today's "future"--both musically and stylistically--are total throwbacks to the "futurism" of the 1980s.

We ask you: Why do big hair, bright colors and electronic instrumentation = future?

"A Loving Warning To Teens": You're Going To Hell!

Ah, good old-fashioned Christian love! This sign, which appears outside of a church in Blacklick, Ohio, is an obvious reference to the popular Katy Perry song.

A few thoughts...

1. Did it actually take THIS long for that omnipresent song to make its way to the Ohio airwaves? Good Lord. (haha)

2. Katy Perry is actually Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, the daughter of two pastors who developed her pipes singing in gospel choirs. Her first album, Katy Hudson, was a Christian gospel record.

3. Here's Katy Hudson singing about how her "Faith Won't Fail" her.



(Is it just us, or does the beginning of this track sound...demonic??)

4. Circa 2008, it looks like Katy's faith has failed her--or at least Havens Corner Church would say so. She's so gay, and she doesn't even like girls!



What would Jesus do? Hate, hate, hate!!!

Britney VMA Rehearsal Video?

Britney looks good in this "secret rehearsal video" from MSN. She also looks tired, which makes it hard to tell whether she actually is into this or not. We still think Britney isn't into the whole performing thing anymore. But oh well. You can't fight fate, right? Or fake...


Video: Britney's Back!

We're glad Brit appears to be under control these days. "Blackout" is a seriously underrated dance-pop album, and we encourage you to run out and pick it up if you haven't yet. It's a tragedy that Brit's only truly good album was the worst-selling of her career.

Republican Hypocrisy: Watch Rove Et. Al Flip-Flop (Video)

We don't normally get all political because we're really sick of all politics, being from D.C. and all. Republicans think Democrats are always wrong. Democrats think Republicans are always wrong. We don't know how many members of either party ever actually listen to the other--or even their own--candidates.

But listen to this video. This is a great clip from the Jon Stewart show that shows politics (in this case Republican) being "played." It's pure hypocrisy: Say what you want people to think, and the people who like your color better will believe you. It's creepy. It's awful.



Not even funny. Just. Gross.

"Glen And Gary Suck Ross's Meaty C***" (Video)

An x-plicit trailer for Seth Rogen's new movie, Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

Does it make you horny?

Zac Efron Teen Vogue Photoshoot Video!

This! Is! So! Not! Interesting!!!

But you love it, so here it is.



OK, the end is pretty funny, actually: Get a free Zac Efron poster at teenvogue.com!

Anyone over the age of 15 who order that thing can be found here, we guarantee it.

Katherine Heigl + Cute Guy + Cute Puppy = Damage Control!

With all the celebloggers hating on her for her big ciggy-suckin' mouth, Katherine Heigl staged some smart damage control by way of a photo op with an adorably perky, pretty-faced gay guy and an adorable irritable puppy.

Did it work?

Of course! Who can hate on cute gayboys and puppies! (Even if the puppy is a pitbull!)

God We Missed This: 'Dreaming' By BT (Video)

We just heard this today and decided we love it enough to post with no reason or context.

Takes us back to the days when we weren't candy flipping (but probably should have been!) but were hanging out with the clubkids who were!

Chace Crawford Shirtless In Gossip Girl Premiere

What else is there to say?

Tyson Beckford Shirtless And...Pantsless!

Boing!!

Still showing a little too much...

Take it off, Tyson!!!

Umm...what is he hoping she'll do with that...?!

Gavin Rossdale Caught Shirtless With Ellen DeGeneres And Portia De Rossi!

So sweet! More at Faded Youth.

New 90210 Guys: Totally CW

Here are a couple snapshots of the new Beverly Hills 90210 guys, shirtless (of course).

So far, we know a few things:

1. These guys are way prettier than Dylan, Brandon, Steve and David
2. Not one of them appears to be over 40, a la Luke Perry
3. Did we mention they're pretty?
4. Maybe too pretty? They probably have CW imprints on their asses, like modern-day Care Bears.

The CW is going off of the WB formula, which means, basically, hot guys, cute girls, lots of envelopes, pushed. But, uh, remember that The WB folded? Maybe a little character wouldn't hurt. Maybe they should cast someone who has a visible flaw or two?

And no, Shannen Doherty doesn't count!